What is man but a miserable pile of sea salt

Yeah, it’s really weird to see people making fun of him about his choice about how something makes him feel, something that doesn’t affect anyone else. Like, if he was spouting drug war fake talking points then I could see mocking him. But people having bad experiences with psychoactive drugs is totally a thing, and…

To be fair he’s got “I’m married to Frozen” money.

Actually, with the cost and time that it takes to “do it the right way”, you’re not going to have a lot of low-income first generation immigrants from Mexico and Central America. A lot of the pro-Trump beliefs in some Mexican-Americans is the same reason why the poor and working class vote for him: the belief that it…

That’s really far out, man

The election really handed the Biden administration a win in that they can blame (at best) a slim majority in the Senate for not doing anything about immigration. Basically any “shortcoming” they can blame on the GOP not wanting to play ball rather than their own fealty to neoliberalism. Crossing an imaginary line…

“Good news bad news. We booked someone from the Quaid family!”
“Oh wow! Dennis Quaid?!”
“Uhhh...”
“His rising star son Jack?!”
“Hmmm how to put this...”
“I mean I guess technically Meg Ryan...”
“Look, listen, he’s in my car and I probably shouldn’t leave him there...”
Sirens in the distance and the sound of tires squealing

I mean he had that before he got “famous”.

Hey now, if the NYT is anything to go by, her grandfather was a fairly competent grifter!

And what’s great about that 1 W is that everyone was basically “Well, that’s fair” and went on with their lives.

To be fair, when ER did it with “smallpox” (I think it turned out to be monkeypox) it was kinda ridiculous, especially with someone’s arm getting cut off by a helicopter rotor.

For taking so many cues from him, the only one I want Trump to mimic is Hitler’s last move.

Magnum doesn’t just mean long, it’s more for the thickness. Compared to length, it’s kinda difficult to adequately judge your own thickness. If you’re having difficulty wearing a standard-sized condom and a magnum-sized condom fits firmly, then you should be using a magnum-sized condom, thick dick.

It is how it is. Also because of contract chicanery there’s mixtapes and records and all sorts of other names. You release stuff that may or may not count towards your requirement to your label signing. Similar thing happened with Azealia Banks, who was famous 212 long before BWET came out but managed to release…

Yeah, like part of me hates what she says, especially having to hear it constantly repeated by my friend’s brother, but like all she’s doing is taking that conservative cash.

I’m not sure about the rest of you, but my work (where the CEO is a big Trump supporter), or at least our HR, was quite “You probably should just let that Social Security tax get deducted because who the fuck knows, y’know?”. I legit wonder who actually took the money thinking “Thanks, prez!”

Yeah, I’m paying the Secret Service and the US Attorneys anyway with my tax dollars. Just do it.

Meat Response depends on the Pussy Call

This is basically the “I can’t believe you dumb fucks are like this, but if I must I’m just gonna do fucking everything in baby steps for you so, in the end, I’m doing my due diligence to your bad faith so that I can be super smug in the end when you’re proven to be the pieces of shit you all are”