For taking so many cues from him, the only one I want Trump to mimic is Hitler’s last move.

Magnum doesn’t just mean long, it’s more for the thickness. Compared to length, it’s kinda difficult to adequately judge your own thickness. If you’re having difficulty wearing a standard-sized condom and a magnum-sized condom fits firmly, then you should be using a magnum-sized condom, thick dick.

It is how it is. Also because of contract chicanery there’s mixtapes and records and all sorts of other names. You release stuff that may or may not count towards your requirement to your label signing. Similar thing happened with Azealia Banks, who was famous 212 long before BWET came out but managed to release…

Yeah, like part of me hates what she says, especially having to hear it constantly repeated by my friend’s brother, but like all she’s doing is taking that conservative cash.

I’m not sure about the rest of you, but my work (where the CEO is a big Trump supporter), or at least our HR, was quite “You probably should just let that Social Security tax get deducted because who the fuck knows, y’know?”. I legit wonder who actually took the money thinking “Thanks, prez!”

Yeah, I’m paying the Secret Service and the US Attorneys anyway with my tax dollars. Just do it.

Meat Response depends on the Pussy Call

This is basically the “I can’t believe you dumb fucks are like this, but if I must I’m just gonna do fucking everything in baby steps for you so, in the end, I’m doing my due diligence to your bad faith so that I can be super smug in the end when you’re proven to be the pieces of shit you all are”

Kelly (Dem candidate in AZ) is up 80k.

I mean they did say she was dumb

Nah, Meadows going to an prominently Republican party of Trump diehards like a plague rat almost endears me to him.

I don’t think Trump’s realized that his flooding the zone with shit has made us pretty apathetic to the type of “controversy” he might drum up about Biden. Like, even if it were true it’s basically nothing compared to how Eric, DJ and MichelleIvanka are making out with deals on the merit of being the child of the…

He’s probably doing things that are “low effort” and/or “sound fun”. The Goodman-Media Oversaturation point is probably somewhere north of Death-By-Marijuana Overdose.

I still think Kent State Gun Girl That Shit Her Pants at a Party could give him a run for his money

Yeah, my first thought when reading this article was “Landlord acting landlordishly”.

I’m going to deadass throw my back out laughing if, because he fought off the virus using engineered antibodies instead of developing his, he gets another visit for ‘Rona.

It’s about building a narrative. The ad reinforces the standard show-goer vote (“Aw shit, my favorite venue might close due to poor government administration”), but it enforces other ads that Biden is running showing that local businesses are flailing in spite of Trump’s “v-shaped recovery”.  

Plus the actors she listed were known-quantity hardcore Democrats before Trump. 

That’s a pretty good dunk.