Remember folks, poor turnout at the polls during the general is disenfranchisement and a rigged system. Poor turnout during the primaries is actual poor turnout.

It’s fine, they’ll still be there 3 years into the Biden presidency when he remembers to check on them.

Sweet, can’t wait to be passive aggressive to Biden boosters.

Add in that the eyepatch wearing pirate, while a bad guy, still is an interesting read and you kind of want to succeed because there’s a genuine curiosity to see if it works.

Less about people that absolutely need it, more that it’d act as a stimulus. I know me and my generational cohorts will probably save it (thanks, 2008!) but Xers and Boomers will likely spend.

Unless her crime was “Knowingly selling poisonous meat-substitutes” then idgaf

What’s sad is that some commentators here unironically believe that

Man, boots must be super tasty for you!

Treat it like American Idol rather than Better Call Saul and you’re going to have a much better time in life.

It’s been very kind of you guys to make me look like the good guy. A lot of my Bernie supporting friends were upset with Warren “splitting the progressive vote”, when it’s become more and more apparent that the progressives supporting Warren were in the minority given the majority’s prevalence to stan for Biden and…

Like, the disease likely came into contact with us because bat populations are being disrupted by climate change. Climate change, which us younger generations are upset about as it impacts our future. It causes a disease that targets older generations but leaves the younger ones relatively unscathed. Take into account…

Aw damn, I didn’t realize he was still giving out money to stump for him! How do I get in on that?

I mean I guess it’s a start? Still kinda thrash that he spend 250x as much on a vanity presidential run.

But it seems like he only recently learned that people can transmit without having symptoms, and that that’s a thing. He’s probably the same kind of germophobe that asks “You clean?” before rawdogging.

Nah, if Trump’s in as perfect of health as he says he is, then he should be fine. You, specifically, aren’t going to get Coronavirus either, so don’t worry if other people are praying that you do.

The paint color and rear profile remind me of my Element so I am incapable of hating it.

Or Chicago: Perfect Stranger Things

That’s already a Jezebel article, dear.

Exception, of course, to Louis CK but yeah, I’d even be okay with it if Clinton had gone with prostitutes rather than abusing his power to get with an intern.

Because he and his wife are trying to make a buck off of it by dedicating an entire episode (and probably more) of a show they’re promoting to it.