I’m pretty sure the Hokey Pokey can double as a gender-neutral sex game now.

I’m pretty sure the Hokey Pokey can double as a gender-neutral sex game now.

Or hand stuff!

Or hand stuff!

On one hand it’s corny af. On the other hand, if Channing Tatum said that about me then I’d be okay with it I guess.

The biggest issue is that the book is getting plaudits in spite of being utter trash. Read the NYT linked review to get an idea. If the book was good and well researched then there wouldn’t be quite this issue at all. But for being the result of 4 years of research, it sounds like a quarterican chick took some money…

It’s like somebody writing about the United States talking about Idaho’s cuisine of Crawfish and Grits at a Mennonite diner. I don’t understand how she said she did 4 years of research in Mexico and learned what she said she learned, when she could have learned much more auditing a couple of university courses going…

Yeah, I’m perfectly fine with abstracting the whole thing to bears caring about what I wipe with than sitting down to dinner and seeing brown marks on a toilet paper.

There are plenty of writers that write outside of their gender/sexuality/race. But the ones that get celebrated like she is at the moment, they tend to do a better job at writing.

I mean with Harry Potter being a childrens’/YA book, unless you have dyslexia I certainly hope you’d find it an easy read.

“Tongue depressors? What, can my tongue be too happy?!”

A breakfast potluck is obviously brunch, our most holy of meals of the week. But if he’s not bringing Prosecco, a cheese plate or some fruit then he’s not welcome at my brunches either.

It’s quite telling with folks like you when the first issue you always bring up is “Party Loyalty”

Pretty much the only way this could have been somewhat-decent is if she was asked to move specifically for that group of disability lawyers. Between this, that and the TSA agent whipping a Native American activist’s braids, they’re batting 3/3 in wrong people to fuck with this week.

Tell him I loved him in Wings!

This is why you never got what you wanted for Christmas.

The TSA is a jobs program for people that typically have no other marketable skill than to play ineffective security guard for airlines. 

Hey dude, are you okay?

Nah, it’s tied to the fact that conservatives tend to be richer (given how the rich in the US tend to be there because of their parents’ wealth, makes sense) and the fact that the rich tend to have better healthcare.

Between this and Southland, she’s the only cop I trust

It’s an ironic nickname because she’s tiny. But what’s more amazing is that it’s her last name, too!

Yeah, the whole reason Cohen’s testimony didn’t go anywhere is because he really didn’t have any receipts other than his word. Parnas is a full on show and tell and it’s delightful.