Tell him I loved him in Wings!

This is why you never got what you wanted for Christmas.

The TSA is a jobs program for people that typically have no other marketable skill than to play ineffective security guard for airlines. 

Friend-peror Pal-patine

Hey dude, are you okay?

Nah, it’s tied to the fact that conservatives tend to be richer (given how the rich in the US tend to be there because of their parents’ wealth, makes sense) and the fact that the rich tend to have better healthcare.

Between this and Southland, she’s the only cop I trust

It’s an ironic nickname because she’s tiny. But what’s more amazing is that it’s her last name, too!

Yeah, the whole reason Cohen’s testimony didn’t go anywhere is because he really didn’t have any receipts other than his word. Parnas is a full on show and tell and it’s delightful.

They weren’t fired from SW for rushing this. They were fired from SW because it came to light that they’re shitty showrunners that don’t understand the basics of storytelling.

TBF, Bran being able to see and know everything is more worthwhile than gold. Being able to snitch out people faking their deaths, committing insurance fraud, and otherwise bad faith actors could be compensation enough. Likewise he could blackmail the Reach into being good. For being all “Political intrigue is…

Man, I really hope they don’t kill him off. Given what Jo has been through, it would be repetitive for their relationship storyline and too much of an echo of Jo being Meredith Jr (Talented surgeon, rocky relationship romantic relationship with their true love, blase feeling towards marriage, big breakdown, things…

“Is this still on?” Unoriginal

It’s actually Episode IV: A New Pope

I’m not sure about $750 price differences, but in the restaurants that I’ve been to where there’s been a order error in my favor, when pointed out I typically get to keep the error at no additional cost.

Pretty crazy how Bill Maher’s been a huge Islamophobe since quite some time before the Trump presidency.

It was an ascendant episode, for the most part, which is what made it pretty good rather than attempting something big or universe-altering like the first two.

Whence.

It was odd that after having a season of Dexter learning the utmost consequences of his actions, that they really commit to the seasonal setup where he’s batman and faces none.