Their breakfast potatoes are the best in the game, I feel. Seasoned just right, half ever make it home from the drive-thru.

Don’t tell your work about those Post-its

You... might need to reconsider your lifetime earnings

A movie: You literally have to take effort and spend money to spend it. If you go into a movie without knowing what it’s about, that’s on you pal.

Our group gives new players a “trial” period, letting them know that in a few weeks/months we’ll all decide whether or not they’re a match for us. Usually we don’t even have to make the “vote” as it only comes up when somebody has an objection to the new player. It seems weird, but by removing the “I found a new game…

Well this certainly was a situation.

I’ve always wondered, what do Chinese boots taste like?

We’ve been cycling through proteins. We’ve gone from beef to chicken and now on to fish. No clue what’s next, maybe I can convince my partner to try out cooking with Tofu.

I’m embarrassed for you.

No, you’ve got it all wrong. Walter White is now named dead, stylistically uncapitalized.

Cancel culture has been gone for years. The only people effectively “canceled” are people that give shitty apologies and refuse to show growth.

Y’know, maybe if straight folks were more open about talking about what they desire sexually with partners that when the time comes, then there would be much less confusion.

Balloon frot? That’s hot

These percentages need to be in the states where they’re facing re-election in 2020 before they start considering it.

Found the “I miss civility” troll. People like you are the reason people like me didn’t get the right to marry until recently. People like you are the reason people like me are treated like lesser-thans. People like you are the reason why Trump supporters feel free to spread their hate all around. Because people like…

It’s the start of fat beer season for me, so bring on the bocks/doppelbocks, marzens, browns and non-coffee stouts.

I went to one of the biggest public universities, and really the number of students that go to talks is very small. The political group I was a part of got Ana Kasparian, (pre-becoming a massive douche) Austin Peterson, and some Conservative wank to hold a discussion. Nobody came outside of the three groups that…

You should probably see a doctor about that.

Usually heart or lung issues. Long-term syph can affect the heart, but you’d have to be a really bad white house physician not to test for things like that given the rumors. 

I made the mistake of doing a first listen at work. Fuck is it sad/really good (but really sad).