Rot in hell Bobby B, Targs are here to stay!

It’s like 75% comedy 25% horror, if it helps. The comedy part being much more relatable if you’ve gone though/dated somebody that’s gone through graduate school.

And it’s a wonderful thing. Not only because I love maximalism (where it’s warranted) but even the standard tv-watching yokel now can “feel” when a tv show (with a season-long story) is just fluffing out time.

Yeah, after seeing that the next developing storm is looking to hit Alabama either Trump got a weather machine, Mother Nature has a sense of humor, or all the ill-will we sent to Hurricanes following Marianne Williamson’s tweet made this happen.

White noise machine of this sound, please

Try some Creme de Violette. You can generally get a 750ml bottle for $30, but because of its strong flavor it will last you a while. A little splash in a sparkling can turn it something beautiful... and tasty.

Man, Joseph Campbell’s got some bad news for you about narratives...

And now we know the rest of the story.

Nope. Winner-takes-the-state laws negate any relevance of the electoral college. Thankfully a recent ruling made unfaithful electors useful again.

Does the game let you go Double Down on the colonel?

God, must they all act so European?

TBH Taliban peace talks around 9/11 would have been really, really bad optics. That nobody caught that sooner means that a lot of people reneged on their promise to Never Forget.

Bolton was probably the most dangerous one in Washington. While there are others that might have “worse” FP ideas, they lack the know-how to selectively filter them to create an effective narrative for Trump. That we know of, at least. There’s still the unknown unknowns to consider. Speaking of which, Rumsfield’s not…

There’s the backup headline to consider: 

Also keep in mind how much you want to drink and the prospective “deal” you’d be getting. I went out to dinner a few weeks ago, $14 for an 8oz pour (which I’m not sure how they get around that liquor statute here but w/e). OR we could buy the bottle for $38. A savings of $4 and some change (wine bottle is ~25.4oz).…

It used to be DD Dowd but the back problems became too much.

Adding more to the ridiculousness of it is that “being wrong about the weather” is the most forgivable mistake in the world (for non-meteorologists). There’s something wrong with him that not only can he not handle being wrong, but that he has to make it “a thing” that his statement is correct.

Me, at work, as an analyst: “Actually I read that wrong, forget that last part”