It’s even a boring $5 word. If you’re going to go big you go full metaphor, masticating is one of those conspicuous $5 words at that.

I’m not gonna lie, I wanna party with Dougie

He loves the Democrats so much he has a list of them with their addresses, obviously to thank them in person.

Should have told him you were blind.

I mean this only in the most sexual way. I do not wish to buy hardwood, much less from a Trump donor.

It’d be quite easy to mine this database and create an app that would make it much, much easier.

Gotta find me one of those hardwood dealers like mr big shooter

Then why bother keeping the information in the first place? If it’s so “unimportant” then why have it take up space? 

This is so fucking hot, I love it!

If anything it sounds more like you have a gentler palate. You’re better off going with maltier IPAs or more citrusy hops. Rules 2 and 3 kind of rule out a good share of amazing Stouts as well.

He really needs to go to better bars. I frequent a bar that keeps the mainstays but still manages to have about 20 crafts/crafts-adjacent on tap..

Oh man, bad faith tone policing! If you believe that qanon exists then you deserve to be mocked.

The biggest thing to come out of the #Gravelanche is that you should probably hire teenagers to run your meme game

I think Obama’s just still smarting that Trump took Obama’s immigration policy and kicked it up from 10 to 11.

“Disdain for qAnon”

Dennis Rader is still waiting for his royalties for that game.

Uh, you should probably know better men?

There are exactly two types of astrophysicists:
1) Asshole pedants
2) Pot smokers that know how to fuck

Really there should be a hierarchy. So much “recyclable” plastic is really unusable save for certain industrial uses, which can become saturated quickly given the amount of plastics we output. It should be:

A lot of the issue with non-biodegradable stuff isn’t that it’s going to the landfill, but that it’s getting left behind in non-trash areas in such quantities that it’s affecting local wildlife. A plastic bag floating away is going to have a much larger environmental impact than a paper receipt.