The one vehicle Mercedes S. doesn’t already own... can it carry a city bus?

The color drew me in. Disappointed. Just paint, not Rost. Hard pass.

Wow. Blame it on an underage hostess. Classy.

Yeah, the normal responsible firearm owners always get shit on when things like this happen. We need stricter gun control to keep firearms out of hands such as these. 

Considering some people were stuck on 95 for 24+ hours, baby wipes aren’t a bad thing to keep your figurative shitstorm from becoming literal...

Nice! And a Kia Soul. I was a bit down on these cars until I got one as a rental. tl;dr they’re great. Honestly it’s a little better for a teenager than a SUV IMO

Let’s not kid ourselves that this isn’t (at least in large part) an opportunity for good PR for Frank Kent MC.
 
Still, motives aside, good on them for stepping in to help out.

I don’t remember the Fuck Trump Coin sponsorship. Because otherwise you’re trying to conflate two unrelated things.

Does dad get upset when people tell his daughter she has a nice caboose?

I’ll see myself out...

The grille seems to have survived relatively intact. 

Step 1: tow things on camera.
Step 2: put the footage on an absurdly popular YouTube channel.
Step 3: commit insurance fraud on the same job.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: profit....?

This. Very much agreed - if I don’t get to choose to stay away from you, you get the jabs.

This is bullshit - *anyone* who I am legally required to interact with must be 100% vaccinated. I have no way to avoid interacting with cops and TSA when they choose to engage. In return for those powers and their generous wages, they need to be vaccinated with zero exceptions.

For $6M that bit had better be able to fly into space.

I would expect the person jumping out of that would be wearing no fewer than three pairs of wrap around shades at the same time, an uncountable number of visors and have their upper body tattooed to look like a “TapOut” t-shirt. And for them to fall on their face when they hit the ground.

or just “I don’t read”.

That symbol means a myriad of things. One of them being “I don’t read The Punisher.”

some stereotypes are stereotypes because they are true

That every V6 Mustang or Camaro (especially ones from the ‘80s-’90s) were driven by secretaries and dental hygienists. I heard that one a lot reading car magazines.

Stereotype: Drivers of lifted Diesel pickup trucks with huge tires and large diameter stacks sticking out of the bed are dangerous racist jack-wagons.