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No idea why Top Gear became so popular here in Brazil, but if I were to guess, I’d say it was because of the splitscreen Multiplayer. See, Brazil was never a rich country, and Brazilian kids always had to do their fair share of, well, sharing, so if you had siblings at home, and most 80's/90's kids in Brazil did, you

If you’re old enough/judged responsible enough to drive a vehicle on public roads, you’re old enough/responsible enough to face adult charges for vehicular crimes.

Confucius say: “Man with gold toilet has shit for taste.”

Because it was designed by famed industrial designer Raymond Loewy, who certainly knew what he was doing. It looks understated and still fresh and modern.

No one’s outraged that he wanted to use red, white, and blue.

I also sort and organize the carts when I push mine in, but that’s because I know firsthand how much it sucks to have to do that shit when you’ve got twenty minutes to hit all eight gates and then bring the carts in to be sanitized.

It affects the same people who are too weak to wear masks. For some reason.

Shopping carts are prefect for my OCD needs.

A disability that allows you to maneuver the shopping cart through the store, checkout line, and to your vehicle, but not to the cart corral or back to the store? OK.

No one is stopping you people from being shit human beings, but we have the free speech right to tell you that you are shit human beings.

This man’s invention is why I was first able to experience the world of Zork. Rest In Peace, and Go North with your mailbox and sandwich in your inventory, sir!

The first generation Scion xB’s front seats fold flat into the rear seats if you remove the head rests and slide them all the way forward. 

Well, you’re wrong, I don’t know what to tell you.

On my flight home from Charlotte, a woman standing at the gate started to throw a fit about wearing a mask, and the (sassy) gate attendant simply said, “Ma’am, I don’t get paid enough to deal with your shit. You sit your ass down and put on your mask.

Two things.

If they released a new ‘TrailSport’ Element, then maybe I’d be interested in this development by Honda.

Dude, did you see what he posted? 

*waits for the outcry of whiny cis men bitching about cancel culture and anti-abortion rhetoric*

I didn’t! I’ve now left an update at the bottom of the post clarifying this, thanks everyone!