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Gotta use the chocks. For safety.

...Am I supposed to side with the minivan lady? Because I don’t. She sounds like she wants to be offensive for the exclusive intent of being offensive. Society won’t lose anything here.

IIRC this episode was filmed on David Tracy’s property.  They didn’t have to do any setup. 

You’ve already thought way too much about this car. More than Suzuki ever did. Have a beer and go look out the window man. 

Police in a Fox 11 report state that the intersection in question has a speed limit of 15 mph. They believe the Corvette tried to take the turn at more than 150 mph.

Just wait until the poors get their own submarine. Ready torpedos!

On a side note...let’s never refer to Blink 182 or Good Charlotte aspunk" ever again because no...just no. That’s about as mainstream pop as it gets no matter what their publicist will have you believe.

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Looks good, but SNL already did the perfect Sopranos Prequel trailer

Ditto a Punisher logo, especially if it’s in a stars-and-stripes motif.

Anyone with a Thin Blue Line flag on their car is IMMEDIATELY untrustworthy. 

I will never support the police when shit like this keeps happening.

When one of my good friends from high school finally came out to us it was an emotional thing for him and us all. After the tears and hugs and such my other friend said bluntly to break the ice “We always sorta kind of suspected but based on your terrible fashion sense we figured you were just really bad with girls”.

That sucks but I think he needs to write this tweet next

Listen, Bob - if the gay people in your life haven’t stopped you from leaving the house looking like a boxcar hobo who collapsed on a Walgreen’s 4th of July display, then they’re definitely not your friends.

You beat me to it! I love Bright Side Film. He has some awesome stories and great information about how and why companies go bankrupt or end up abandoned.

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A video came out just in April that does a good job recapping the Queen Mary’s recent history.

This is money well-spent!

When we finally eat the rich, as least this one will come with a decent wine pairing.

I LOVED those folding cars when I was a kid. Mid 90's when I was around 7 years old I saw a folding paper car maybe as an advertisement in a paper airplane book. I thought the idea was brilliant and developed my own hand-drawn blueprint and made the entire NASCAR field at the time. A few years later I learned enough

Hillary Clinton is not a communist. She may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist...but she is NOT a porn star.