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I keep my thoughts and prayers locked away in a safe place, so that any kids or mentally deranged people in my house can’t accidentally take one of those thoughts or prayers and use it in a way that was not intended.  I learned my lesson after my 5 year old nephew found an unattended thought in my house and started

I find your language repulsive, you are cheapening sincere thoughts and prayers by offering them to snowflakes who had their feelings hurt. Thoughts and prayers are the most powerful weapons we have in our arsenal to combat gun violence in America, so they need to be saved and only used in cases of actual physical

I, for one, would like to offer my thoughts and prayers to any 2nd Amendment people that were harmed during the filming of this.

It’s a budget version of Spyhunter. Spyhunter cosplay, if you will.

Close. It was actually Franzzzzzzz Zzzzzzzimmer.

Calvin would be pissing on the world.

We’re half way there.

A self-serving asshole is a Trump supporter? How surprising!

Probably made sure to steal his coworker’s fav mug too.

After that, Scott cleaned out the EPA building’s furniture, light fixtures, light bulbs, carpeting, office supplies, and any other damn thing that wasn’t nailed down.

I hope he gets cancer and dies a miserable death.

Mint chocolate cookie is the best ice cream.

David Tracy is now going to have dreams about this where whispery voices tell him to build a swampy woods in his back yard so that the rusty car parts will come out of the ground.

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

Tina Belcher wins!

* second time

::cocks back onion to throw at you::
::reflects a bit::

Any fellow olds remember using TripTix?