Wrong on all accounts, actually. My residential history aside, I don’t pretend that I’ve actually witnessed the gentrification of [insert any random NYC neighborhood]. I recognize that this overpriced urban fantasy existed long before I dragged my ass here.

FIVE years?!?? Fuck outta here. You haven’t seen shit. Why would you even make your mock post. You’re part of the problem.

In an email to Jezebel, Reali wrote that in her five years in New York, she has witnessed the rapid gentrification and skyrocketing rents of the L.E.S. and other neighborhoods.

I’m mostly saddened by the guy who doesn’t know the difference between a zip code and an area code?

WOW SHE’S SEEN L.E.S. GENTRIFICATION IN THE LAST 5 YEARS, PEOPLE!