I'm easily the worst in the class every time I show up, but I'm learning.

I always wanted to do ballet but my mom never let me. "You will have big legs! Go play piano!" is what she would say to me. Ugh. Mom! I hated piano.

TY. U won't catch me making any of these jokes bc it's not really my lane, so to speak, but these examples are too good not to be celebrated

Is she using her voice, or signal-boosting the voices of others? (I know the answer to this question. Do you?)

Oh yeah, I've been into club toilets and seen them covered in blood, like someone was murdered.

The worst internet flame war I ever saw was between women who "hover" and women who sit. Us sitters are foul, diseased slatterns, apparently. The counter-argument is that if the hoverers didn't hover, the seat wouldn't be gross.

Where is this women's room with scented candles and mood lighting?! I mean, I've been in the occasional nice one in a fancy restaurant, but usually the only difference between the restrooms is that one has urinals.

In a bar once, a woman had hung her used tampon from the hook on the back of the door. It was the only time I've seen anything like it - and there was a cluster of slightly tipsy women gathered around staring at it in horror and awe - but yeah, people do shitty things. (Seriously, I would take the hook tampon over the…

Guys with inexplicably bad aim are plentiful, but I worked in bars and restaurants in college and the women's restrooms were always the WORST. Like straight up gross. It really shattered my perception about women's bathrooms, which I always assumed were in fact pristine palaces of cleanliness with sitting areas and…

As someone who worked in a restaurant for years, don't make that assumption. Men can fuck up a bathroom, yeah, but women can also be naaaasty. Put the changing station away from the urinals and it should be fine.

I get your point, but for us plebes (like me, my husband, and kamla devi jr.) it is an issue. I am a working mom and there have been times where Mr. Devi and Jr. Devi have been out and about on their own without a place to change a diaper. So, even if it doesn't actually happen in Kutcher's life, I'm glad that…

I'd imagine in restaurants almost exclusively.

Not to mention how many of them are structured to make it look like the WOMAN is being awful. Like, ugh, what a stuck up bitch! She wants to keep dating her stable seeming handsome doctor boyfriend instead of this zany type who keeps showing up every goddamn where she goes? WOMenzzz!

Whether or not there are soul mates is a different subject, though. If you want to use that then maybe the logical idea is that our soul mates would not reject us repeatedly. I'd leave the soul mate thing out if I was just going to rattle off some cliches about "other fish in the sea." I wouldn't put the soul mate…

I was just stating truisms that would help a teenager move on. I think in terms of loss, having someone reject you can be healed with time and self-reflection. I think that if there are soul mates we absolutely have more than one (because if we had one and they lived in Alaska and we didn't we might never meet them)…

God, this video x a million.

As a high school teacher, I watch relentless pursuits on a regular basis. As I much as I feel sympathy for young people in the throes of unrequited love, I will personally intervene if I witness harassing behaviors. Just had to gently, but firmly, ban a kid from coming to my class in any hour that wasn't the one in…

*But maybe a better adjusted person raised by a happier mother would be here instead and we WOULDN'T WANT THAT NOW WOULD WE.