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This is true...there is always Florida...

However, in hilarious news from our state, a three year old boy that was missing was found inside a vending machine! (Not funny because there was a missing three year old...but funny because...well...could you imagine walking past a vending machine and seeing a toddler having…

Fuck that shit.

Eh, caring for a dog is far less expensive and time consuming than caring for a child. Especially if you're single.

The composer Phillip Glass is Ira Glass' cousin, actually. And he's not terrible. He's really quite good.

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Man Ira is sexy. The show must go on...

I believe (but I am certain others will correct me if I'm wrong) that "former Marine" is reserved for those who are honorably discharged. Her discharged was OTH - other than honorable, making her an ex-Marine. It also seems that she does some other than honorable things while not a Marine as well.

ill be honest, I havent made it through the entire article but I needed to shed some light...

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

he is so tiny! It makes me want to wrestle him...Did I say that out loud?

Nothing comes out when he moves his lips, just a bunch of gibberish.

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