lifeintheshwa
lifeintheshwa
lifeintheshwa

"Maybe the movement needs a little less activism from you, and a little more calculated dealing."

I think you did.

"But you can't help your fellow LGBT+ Alabamans if you end up charged with slander, and potentially censured by your fellows."

Elected officials are representatives of their constituency. You have decided that the important constituency here is instead all LGBT+ Alabamians. I don't know why you've

So now, she needs to call every journalist, every tabloid, every sneaky PI, and anonymously dish all the dirt possible and set the press on the tails of these assholes. Then as soon as they slip up and someone gets a photo, boom, she can come clean with what she knows.

It seems a little unfair to place the well-being of all the LGBT+ Alabamians on the shoulders of Rep Todd here. And gosh are you condescending the way you address her in your last paragraph.

Dear Albert Burneko, I don't know who you are, but you have now written two of my favorite pieces in the history of ever (this and "The American Justice System is Not Broken"). I just want to thank you for existing.

You're right, they clearly have a "female" problem.

<Removing Civil Hat>
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker

The whole "ladies shouldn't swear" thing is meant to equate women to children. We shouldn't decide when or if to have a baby and we shouldn't use grown-up words.

"Republican females"

Dat use of possessive pronouns tho

Our Republican females.....

Females.

Bad females! BAD!

I went searching for Nicolas Cage .gifs and look at this majesty.

Unless they actually fuck boys, then they're an abomination.

Hey Fuckabee, I'll stop swearing like a trucker when every woman in this fucking country has access to all the birth control and abortion services they need.

No, it's okay for dudes. The magical penis negates any inappropriate behavior.

"for a woman to say them in a professional setting," Huckabee went on, "that's just trashy!"