Ditto

My second and third were planned home births, but neither one of them would've been born at hospital if they weren't. They would've been born in the car. With my third, I was relaxing in my bath filled with hot water and the Lush Twilight bath bomb and I felt an urge to push. Had I not got out of the bath when I did,…

Are you me? My third was born at 3 minutes at home in my bed.

MURDERER.

Maybe she was afraid of what he would do to her.

More like Tear-orize, amiright?

Have you heard the phone call of the coast guard telling Schettino to GET BACK ON THE SHIP? It's quite something. I saw it on TV and started applauding the coast guard (Capt. Gregorio De Falco). I didn't think at the time that Schettino could come across any worse than he already did, but when he says "but it's…

You don't get influenza for "a day or two." You can have a cold or a GI problem (influenza rarely gives you GI symptoms) & think it is the flu, but it isn't. I've had flu twice, for sure, and it sucks.

Only one of the ones I know is.

I thought that Solace would be a cool name for a child.

There's a politician where I live who named his daughter Miller Olive.

I do not get it.

I have known a child named Aquanet (not spelled that way, but I can't spell Kreativly), one named Nautica, one named Harley Davidson. I've worked with kids a long time. I had three at two different times named after specific roads in our area. Two were siblings, and their roads were both overpasses, one right after…

I'm sorry that I was quick to judge "weird" names. It came out wrong initially.

Uncommon but not weird.

Colton is NOT a hipster name. That is a white Southern suburbs name. Colton plays JV football and attends Vacation Bible School. Get with it.

The moral of the story is that when white people name their kids something ridiculous it's hipster and twee. (I'm lookin' at you, Kale). But when black people name their kids something ridiculous its HAHAHAHA SO GHETTO.

We should all agree that any name that is just another word spelled backwards is ridiculous. On a funnier/sadder/tragic...er note, there were two kids that went through the school system my husband worked for name Lemonjello and Orangejello. Let me just separate those for you: Lemon-jello and Orange-jello.

Worst name ever? Nevaeh. Ne-fucking-vaeh.

True Fact: my best friend's choices are Minnie for a girl and Felix for a boy. I said to our home inspector the other day, "It's just a matter of time before they start to name babies Asbestos".

I could send this to every one of the people I know that insist that vaccines are harmful, and I probably wouldn't convince a single person.