Remember when deadspin was a site targeted to sports fans.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

All this liberal BS on a site like this is superfluous and uncalled for.

or how about your kid is a fucking kid, and doesn’t need to think about stupid adult things like politics and presidents. parents who feel the need to pollute their children’s brains with issues they can’t even comprehend need to follow darwin’s law and go the way of the dodo bird. your five year old doesn’t have…

What?

When my five year old woke up, his first words to me were “Did somebody win the election?” And I got to tell him “WE DID!!” He got up and did a dance right on his bed — he’s clearly a morning person, gets that from his mom.

Well she is the 1%, so...

I coach AAU basketball, ages 10-18. During an intersquad scrimmage between my 10-11 year olds we were a player short so I played with the rule that I wouldn’t shoot or dribble.