This is bad advice. The American dollar will be worthless - it all virtually hinges on the President and what he says. My advice, spend all your extra money enjoying the last bits of joy you can find. My company will be standing by to take your order.

Don’t buy a house. Rent an apartment and spend all that extra dough on whatever makes you feel good. My company will be standing by to take your order.

Thank you Gizmodo/Jezebel for my daily dose of comedic relief. I’m smiling right now because of you. Watching people lose their shit over extremely limited information is the biggest projection shitshow on earth. I love it! Thanks again

Welcome to the new Gawker! This is the place to celebrate cross-dressing psychopaths who live live life on their own terms and to have daily meltdowns about the incoming Trump administration. Please feel free to talk out of both sides of your mouth about globalism and tirelessly criticize the capitalism that makes…

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If you want wealth equality, why not move to one of the fun loving countries who have wealth equality as one of the cornerstones of their founding economic policies? Here’s a shortlist for you:

Windbag confirmed. Simple enough for you?

How many businesses have you started, Lambic? This is obviously a rhetorical question because you are clearly not a business owner.

I was building to it. Thank you. And, thank you for your response! Good luck with your tweeting today! Lol

This is stupid. You live in a democratic republic. You’ve taken history and have some basic understanding of how our government works at both the federal and state levels. Instead of writing alarmist posts like we are living in 1920s/1930s Germany, get off your Macbook (you seem like an Apple guy) and do something…

Thank you for the dignified response. Plenty of successful businesses have been created without a lot of money. Instead of ragging on Ivanka, why don’t you figure out your path to creating one real job with benefits?!? Just one!

I love you, guys! You have no clue that you helped Trump get elected. Now, you are bound to make him a very popular president. Keep it up, Gizmodo and Michael Ballaban!

Poodletime - here’s a life challenge for you - create a company with “real jobs” with benefits. Please report back on how easy this is. Heck, start just by creating one job! I look forward to your updates, Poodle.

Grownups?!? LOL

Reflect on this - while you are writing your dimwitted comments, Ivanka Trump is actually out in the world creating jobs. What is the maternity-leave policy at your company, Crappa?

I am a Republican, I may be a troll, but I did not vote for Trump. Your dimwitted theories persist.

The amusing part of dimwitted rants like yours is that you probably believe the Clintons and the Obamas give a rat’s anus about you. Love it! No need to thank me now for all the social security and taxes I am paying so you can eat cat food when you are in the golden years.

This comment I agree with. If Darth Vader is playing something hard, he’s got Rammstein on his play list! He’d probably throw some Korn in the mix because you have to be f’d up to truly appreciate Korn.

You got Darth Vader all wrong. He is a classical music guy. Think Hitler with his Richard Wagner fetish.

Cool story, bro!