Bring a shirt with all the competitors names listed on it. Cross them off one by one as they fall. Will intimidate your next opponent.

“Get over it and move on.”

Meanwhile, no arrests for the guys that beat up Deandre Harris with sticks and poles. And Harris’ name, and his assault are rarely mentioned in articles covering Charlottesville.

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

Yes, this makes absolute cognitive sense. “Abortion is murder” but, if you can pay a higher premium, no problem.

If someone is lying when there is really no reason for something like this, you know that this is not the first time and probably not even the biggest lie they have told.

And also: why?

He has the “I have made a huge mistake” Gob Bluth look on his face.

Help us Robert Mueller. You’re our only hope!

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Mann became the first female mayor of Middletown

They don’t want the gummint telling them who they can refuse wedding cakes to, but they want to be able to tell insurance companies what they can or can’t insure. Got it.

So much for the tolerant cleft

And of course the children found it very upsetting.

It’s an Immaculate Mis-Conception

Keep fighting the unnecessary fight, comrade!

How about, “Human being are all different. Some have different skin colors. Some believe in different religions. Some have 1 parent. Some have 2. Some have 2 moms, and some have 2 dads. Some have a lot of money, and some have very little or none at all. Some are good at drawing and some are not. These difference…