i’d love for him to be sentenced into one of his tent camps but i know the ACLU would fight that...and rightly so.

Is it appropriate to fire my communications director a week into the job?

A woman’s right to choose is not negotiable.

Thank you. This is such bullshit. Democrats are supposed to be progressive, which means they believe in fucking bodily autonomy for women: The right to make our own medical decisions, the right to be or not to be pregnant if we wish, period. If you believe in taking those rights away from women, you should be…

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

It’s better than The apprentice could have ever hoped. This is like heartbreak, anger, and all the LOLs stuffed into a single 24-hour news cycle! A real tragicomedy for the ages.

I honestly wish the DNC would finally rid itself of this Third Way bullshit. You want to reduce the number of abortions? Fine: then support measures that actually achieve that end, such as providing comprehensive family planning and child-support services. Take a look at what happened in Texas when they slashed…

Donald Trump is like the anti-Daddy Warbucks.

If he did pay for drinks, he would do so after insisting that he paid, and then launch a scary online harassment campaign against you for not putting out after he bought you drinks, and then probably declare to anyone who has the misfortune of hearing him that you are cheap and only used such an upstanding, wealthy…

There is no better example of Trump’s indifference to his fellow man. There are CHILDREN who are forced to fend for themselves and as the parent of an 8 year old, that’s some unimaginably scary stuff. Trump truly is someone who has ZERO fucking regard for anyone besides himself.

Best case scenario he pays you off and thoughts-and-prayers your fake baby but it’s a risky gambit

No. Joanna’s strategy is why Briscoe and Green are cracking slightly funny jokes over your corpse.

He is literally called “The Mooch” which means someone who would make you pay for shit.

Sure but if you lead with “would you like to be a True Friend of mine, meaning you and I are willing to die for each other?” then the guy on the bus is going to look at you like you’re insane.

Ten bucks and a fig newton says this will have a lot of ‘nice guys’ who will hope they can use it to find dates anyway...

I’d like PETA to stop killing dogs and cats. They’re more of a threat to animals than these weird people posing with tigers.

Fortunately it’s not just PETA, because fuck PETA.

But that’s kinda the problem. PETA have been shown up to be such a fraud of an “Animal Rights” organisation (the only right they seem to care for is the ability for them to put down animals) that they actively damage any argument they put forward or may make people defend the one’s they’re attacking as a result.

That would be grrrreat!

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…