I don’t think “she dies at the end” is as much of a surprise in German literature as it is in American. I mean, look at their idea of children’s stories.

I care!

If they’re describing women as 5'10" 120#, that’s a dead giveaway right there.

How any parent could let R Kelly “mentor” their teenage daughter is beyond me.

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

DO NOT PESTER NON-HUGGERS FOR HUGS. STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.

It was only awkward because she ambushed him. And he didn’t know her. And she persisted after being very clearly and openly denied a hug.

While I’m sure this was awkward, I kind of love that if he didn’t want to hug, he stuck to it. Nobody should have to do that if they don’t want to—that would make a good Seinfeld episode, tho.

Why did she press him? Clearly he said no and was uncomfortable.

Nah.

HE STILL COULD HAVE SAID HELLO!

Ambush hugs should be against the law. Personal space, people.

“Not victim-blaming, but”

Cannot be worse than some of the taxi and Uber drivers I had recently. At least a robot car will know where it is supposed to go.

I cannot believe that nobody at a Midtown Manhattan-based organization said, “You know, this name is a bit too similar to American Idiot. Maybe we should try again.”

If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

Will they offer free continental breakfast with artisan covfefe?

The near total immunity that police appear to have in our society has got to end. We hear all the time about the few bad apples, but no one in power seems to have any issue with the veil of secrecy and protection that descends whenever one of the bad cops kills someone.

Jesus Christ. This woman is doing it right. Driving the car for what it’s intended. Marketing the fuck out of both it and herself. AND improving her skills in a driver’s car.

The real story is that someone thought fixing a $100k, niche car would ever be cheap.