Important people are imperfect. In fact some of the best leaders were also asshats. This is how I view Thomas Jefferson. He had an amazing mind but he was also a slave owner.

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

“There’s no nutritional reason to give kids juice: it’s just sugar and water.”

And if you add purple, you get grape drink. 

Seriously? It has to be that explicit for you to understand what he’s saying?

You left out Hilary. Gotta work that in there, and then something about feeling a burn of some kind that I don’t fully understand.

While that was a surprise, he stated specifically in his concurrence why he joined Kagan and the other liberals; he believed it a matter of not disturbing the factual findings of the lower courts and applying the correct burden-shifting principles, which was consistent with his dissent in a previous case that…

Hey, North Carolina GOP: if Clarence Thomas thinks you are racist motherfuckers, you are definitely, indubitably, 100 percent racist motherfuckers.

Just so we can get it out of the way and move on to other commentary:
Something something something liberals, politics on my car site, keep your politics to yourself, liberal media, MAGA, I’m unsubscribing from Jalopnik, give him a chance, but whataboutwhenObama..., blah blah blah etc

...and he just confirmed the intel came from Israel. Good grief...

Call me crazy, but I kinda wish more CEOs would just give it to me straight like that.

I have little sympathy for a man who spent his life killing animals for sport with no intention of using them for food or resources.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

Good.

I genuinely feel bad for the musicians, vendors, carpenters, and other service providers who have been burned by these fuckers. Making your living is hard enough without having to chase fraudsters who take your time and labor and fail to pay, let alone getting your equipment stuck in customs for debts that are not…

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

What a load of crap. The tape was years old by the time it leaked, right?

“Just because the man was cited for breaching terminal security doesn’t mean it’s okay to deny his right to fly!”

So why the hell did they let him on the flight after that trespass?

Air Force should send him a bill for scrambling those F-22s