Youre drunk. Go to bed.

Bang him with what? A softball bat?

The good news is that, had he sustained injuries, he would still have top notch health insurance to ease the financial burden as he recovered ...?

What she did was shitty, but I do hope it gets him to thinking about how your health can change in an instant and sometimes that instant has nothing to do with how you’ve…

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

You know, I understand his mentality here. A cast shake up can often save a TV show with dismal ratings. However, he’d be better off just writing this off as a sunk cost and canceling the rest of his presidency.

What happens if he purges his staff and then never replaces them? I could see that happening, with Trump just lounging around the White House alone, refusing to do anything but watch cable news.

Why anyone would want to work for a man who will clearly throw you under the bus for even the slightest personal benefit is beyond me. This isn’t even a “I find this administration and their ‘beliefs’ reprehensible”, though I do, I just don’t see how associating yourself with this asshole works out for you in the…

I’m more upset about the idea of no more Melissa McCarthy skits.

It’d be a dick move even if the baby weren’t in the NICU, at least if the havoc newborns wreak on their parents’ sleep schedule is anything to go by. First time parents probably aren’t looking at the yard no matter what.

I guarantee that dude hasn’t even noticed it. So much shit going on in his life, probably getting little to no sleep, and this dude thinks he’s out looking at leaves in his yard? GTFO

Yeah, I mean, if one of the main reasons you did a ‘nice’ thing was so someone could thank you for it, you’re doing it for the wrong reasons, and possibly not that nice.

The guy who expects a thank you for landscaping is a real asshole. Shut the fuck up, man. If you want a thank you, maybe do something helpful baby-wise, like adopt the kid and allow the parents to live normal lives.

It’s like some men are physically incapable of going through an entire evening without the need to belittle a female peer’s intelligence.

That face she made at Kennedy is my new favorite thing in the entire goddamned world.

There was an earlier moment in the Cruz/Yates exchange that really pissed me off and makes Yates’ response so much more delicious. Cruz asks Yates if she was familiar with 8 U.S.C. 1182 and she says “not at the top of my head, no.”

She utterly destroyed Ted Cruz, which was satisfying to watch. Evidently Harvard Law and Princeton can’t teach their students common sense.

She kicked Cruz’s ass when he tried to do the classic Republican deflect onto “But Hillary’s emails!” and schooled him on the Constitution. Then he slunk away in shame.

Even if I buy you innocently thought it was a gun (which I don’t but let’s pretend) nobody runs scared when white people are just exercising their second amendment right to carry a gun. Yet any black person holding a gun is treated like an active shooter. It’s absurd, racist, sickening, and one of the most blatant…

Having grown up with a stepmom who bought into this stuff (anti-vax, crystal healing, herbs, homeopathy, muscle testing, cleanses, detoxes, enemas, generational pain manifesting in a person, etc., etc.), I think part of the reason these people buy into this is that they want answers to things that aren’t answerable,…