First thing I came down here to say. Oatmeal described this perfectly.

Do you know who these writers are? This is it. This is what they do all day on their own blogs. This is their best work.

I don’t get why you boys feel the need to post jokes and shallow vapid pieces all day. How hard is it to do a couple of gossipy-fun posts (you know celebs, sports what the fuck ever that is silly and fun), a couple of updates on what the administration is doing, and updates on the Women’s Strike Day? Why are you all…

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

Kurt Russell in Escape From New York? Wow, are you generous!

Tom Scocca: Who is Mary Kill and why does everyone talk about fucking her

I hate this stupid “service” they’re trying to provide me. At least half the time I’m googling things it’s because I want to copy and paste the link into a message or Tweet or whatever.

Would you have sex with Tim Kaine’s son?

You only need to tap, tap again, tap scroll, tap tap, and whamo! Regular internet just like the browser you have set as default intended.

Hands up if you almost threw your phone when you got the news alert that White People’s Prez (TM) was accusing President Obama of wiretapping. *hands up*

That’s why 96 percent of black women rallied behind Hillary Clinton while 14 percent of black men voted for Donald Trump.

The Muslims should tell Bayonne they want to build a stadium with public money if they want to get approved.

Perhaps like in Lower Manhattan, there was previously something sacred built on the same property, for example, a Burlington Coat Factory?

I like the part where these people bring up their own religious beliefs when warning of the dangers of sharia law.

On the plus side, now the Muslims can find an alternative site for their place of worship that isn’t the shithole that is Bayonne.

One of my favorite parts of the recent Women’s March, the protests against the Muslim ban, and other pro-LGBTQ, immigrants, etc activities is how many young kids were present, especially little girls. Greta will be voting in two elections.

Even if a woman and a man have the same exact job, the man will still get a higher pay because people think that for some reason, men are better at the job then women even though they still do the exact same thing.

Repealing the mandate is a move away from progress. Supporters of this bill continue touting that they want to give Americans “more choices.” The problem is, everyone needs healthcare at some point in their lives, and it’s never conveniently timed. Given the choice of whether or not to have healthcare, some portion of…

Greta, thank you.