I hope she has as awesome of a time as Rani does (the movie is delightful and available on Netflix, fyi).

As John Oliver so rightly pointed out, the “liability reasons” thing is actually a huge myth that most restaurateurs believe in:

See we are always taught evolution wrong, its not survival of the best, its survival of the most likely to reproduce. So even if you are a gibbering retard incapable of an ounce of fucking intelligence, as long as your sperm can find an ovum and your children don’t get eaten by you accidentally confusing them for a…