This article is a very poor attempt to make a very valid criticism.

This is actually a cool take on the character of Spider-Man. In the original 616 Marvel U he does start as a high school aged teenager in his first appearance (in Amazing Fantasy #15), he was already older in Amazing Spider-Man #1, and by 1965's Amazing Spider-Man #31 he had started college. He was starting out around…

Kinda like humans in nightclubs! Except these brave little critters don’t need to get completely smashed first before pulling of their craziest dance-moves! I wish I was a frog!

It amazes me how much money and time are put into studying species that are soon to be wiped out. Guess we will know what we had when it is gone. :-(