Admiring Slow Clap.

Something something dead-eyed Opie piece of shit.

isn't it fun to judge someone for what product they choose to buy? Not petty at all!

huge storage space, actually, thanks.

*sigh*

Where will I be? Not watching this fecking tripe.

Cliche-quake.

One of the best movie scores in history, it should be noted. Haunting.

So I guess no one can ever call out someone for their bullshit in your world, because that isn't 'seeing both sides' fairly? It's called opinions. Remember those?

He's a fucking baby. Kicking people out of a room? What are they, five fucking years old? I'd never work for a jackass that treated me like that. Get respect to give respect, dickweed.

So this isn't the fedora douche, this is the older one? DAMN.

Just spat a chewed-up wad of veggie straws all over the Macbook screen at the Geraldo not being eaten by a giant snake line. What a mental image…him just opening up that vault door and out pops a snake. Just kills me. Wow.

Say hi to your mother for me.

Baaaaaa, I believe whatever the police tell me happened, baaaaa.

The AV Club:

Wow, I didn't know those were all corporations! Thank you for enlightening me! You truly are kind to bestow such knowledge on an ignorant savage like me.

Privacy invasion starts small. Excuse me if I don't like corporations hacking into my personal music library.

When I was attending Appalachian State University in Boone, NC, my dorm was on the opposite side of campus from where I took my English classes. 'Anthems For A Seventeen Year Old Girl' was my own world and accompaniment on those icy walks across campus in the dead of winter.

Born in the USA is great. Everything afterwards blows a pony.

Glad to see you're so casual about massive invasions of privacy and the implications therein. Who knows what your apathy will pave the way for! They're counting on it!