I work with 12-17 year old psychiatric patients. We have a reward store where they can redeem tokens for a variety of things, including small containers of playdough and sample size bottles of scented lotion. A new trend to mix playdough with lotion to turn it into slime. And then ask the nurses for a urine specimen…
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Yes, but also I feel like they look like a neckbeard pervert’s dream? They’re so horrible. Glitter pooping sexy horse babies for Christmas!
“She shoots out a stream of candy-colored goo from a heart-shaped hole in her bottom.”
So Hannukah’s over, and my lil one ended up getting a Scruff-a-luv and a Pomsie. She loved cleaning and caring for the Scruff-a-luv, but honestly, I haven’t seen it since. The Pomsie, she played with to no end (her joy or our frustration - it’s like a Furby you hold) with the first night... again, I haven’t seen it…
Last year we fell victim to the Fingerlings advertising but luckily I live in Maine and was able to grab two from the local Wal-mart without the insane lines or price gouging. And at $14.99 retail they were downright normal compared to $50 for an afflicted unicorn.
I recently (just two weeks ago) booked a huge trip to Alaska to see the northern lights for my birthday. Every time I tell someone about this trip, they ask “youre going alone???”
counterpoint: the best stocking stuffer is those chocolate orange things. Citrus *and* chocolate.
This is how our tree growing up was. A mishmash of three children’s worth of school christmas ornament projects and hand me down ornaments. Then my dad remarried when I was 17 ish and his new wife wanted “theme trees” so she refused to allow our old ornaments on the tree (I wasnt even allowed to pick our any ornaments…
“Twitter once promised to show us the human side of celebrities; it has, to their endless detriment, succeeded.”
I forgot about the tide pod thing. Was that really this year? Jesus. I mean, people actually had been trying to eat the pods—little children who thought they were sweets. It was a real hazard. But yeah, the “challenge” meme thing was dumb. It wouldn’t make my top 10, but I spend time trying to take down Nazis on the…
I agree with most of these, since they are mainly examples of people just being variously cruel and hostile, but not the self-aware corporate social media accounts. I still find that pretty funny joke that hasn’t been completely used up. One of the earliest stupidities of social media was that everybody and everything…
Judging from Can You Ever Forgive Me? and Spy and Bridesmaids and The Heat and her appearances on SNL and her cameo in This is 40... I’m starting to think that MAYBE, just maybe, Melissa McCarthy isn’t the main problem when she appears in a bad movie.
Back when I had Moviepass, my goal was to see every movie released in a 30 mile radius to me. I got laid up in May, which destroyed my momentum, and then Moviepass imploded, so know I only see movies I’m interested in. Still seen more than my fair share of stinkers, though.
Trump Jr. proposed at a shopping mall in New Jersey as part of a jewelry store promotion, which is the Trumpiest shit that’s ever happened.
That’s Spielburg for you. Virtually any other director and I think it would have made this list. It took a genius to elevate the material to “watchable”.
The movie is like 60% Tom Hardy talking to himself and it never got old.
That last bit is the best detail!— For one, that your grandmother “had a furrier”, that that used to be a Thing that ladies had to take care of their furs, she had a designated guy, because furs used to be a Thing, heheh. And for two, that gramma’s furrier made Barbie a fur coat too, complete with the initials, just…
We took our kids to the library this morning and I thought of him the whole time. Actually, my husband just started working there and I kept meaning to e-mail my uncle about it, knowing how proud he would be. Fuck.
In a way, I was imagining or expecting a harder/scarier-looking fall. But I also didn’t think it would be so clear that she was knocked out and that they should have stopped the program. So this averaged out to be about as terrible as I expected.