I made an interesting observation a couple years ago concerning two of my husband’s shirts.

I initially read that too fast and I was like...why does she have a 12 year old boyfriend? 😂😂😂

Oh, you can get that with Levi’s, it just takes wearing for 6 years first.

Most importantly, focus on pieces that you will *wear* for longer than two months.

Of course, one of the problems with fast fashion is the tendency to throw it out as styles change

Awh...

You can tell my story about my BF’s crazy wife being locked in an attic. I’m a poor orphan so I don’t have the resources to go after you.

I got my BA and MA in writing and I could NOT believe how many people plagiarized work in the time I was there, most of whom totally got busted. It was embarrassing enough when people stole from famous novelists but a year after I graduated, someone turned in a paper I WROTE with like one word in every sentence…

That possum reminds me of a house my sister lived in. It was slowly sinking into the ground and for a while she had a hole in her kitchen that raccoons would try to sneak through at night. I get that mice are bad, rats are worse, but if your floor hole is so big a raccoon can fit through it... she doesn’t live there…

But then that would require said journalist to suspend his belief in the power of his own pen/prowess... seems his ego was not interested in investigating any further.

The Boss’s heart is hungry for that EGOT.

I found a planet covered in bubbles the other day- hard metallic surface, and bubbles ranging from tiny to bigger than my ship. They all had a nice oily sheen to them, and were colorful. Flying through a sea of giant bubbles was pure joy.

Precisely. I used to meet family and friends just adjacent to the palace to go for afternoon tea. I never had a particular interest in the Royal Family, and far less in snooping the grounds, but it is basically right there, and tucked into Hyde Park, one of the largest public spaces in Central London. I’ve often, as…

They never had an issue calling her a duchess, they just wouldn’t give her the HRH title. But I was surprised to hear she was buried there, and even more surprised that Victoria and/or Albert didn’t rise from the grave to prevent it.

Plus the ghost of Princess Margaret demanding another drink and singing show tunes off-key all night.

Newsflash: Newlywed couple expecting their first child would like to have some privacy from family members!

Oh man I know exactly what quick-service food place you’re talking about! Saved our hangry butts ;)

i bought my wedding dress at david’s, and while the stores are totally leaving something to be desired, i loved my dress and no way, as a “plus size” bride, would i have found something i could try on and have options and get for under 750$. all those specialty places are great and look cool on the inter webs, but how…

When I was in my 20s/early 30s I was like a real life 27 dresses. Everyone talks smack about David bridal but as a short and sometimes plus size woman I like that they actually carried dresses in various sizes in the store so I wasn’t guessing based on measurements how some bridesmaid dress was going to fit. I had…

The worst is Black Friday nonsense is a full thing here in Canada, for NO REASON. We have a “big shopping day” and it is called Boxing Day. I know retailers are doing it for extra money but it pisses me off. If we have to deal with Black Friday then we should get a second Thanksgiving, at the minimum!!