lieutenantsparklefists
lieutenantsparklefists
lieutenantsparklefists

I immediately thought he was cute, and had a huge crush on Bashir. Let’s hope his accent is as charming!

Home birth can be great for some women, but the fact that this group deletes any advise that counters their beliefs and doesn’t make room for other treatment options makes them a cult, and a very dangerous one at that.

Had an AC joint separation in my left shoulder a couple years ago. I get numbness in my left pinky and the ring finger next to it a little.  

Hi but I'm in one of those (few and far between) blue counties in Florida and I am shitting my fucking pants over here how is this happening again  oh wait I know how FUCKING RACISTS 

For me it’s the titular dog. I’ve straight up dropped movies (looking at you, I Am Legend) after having a dog get introduced, getting a bad feeling, and checking out the website. The only real exclusion has been John Wick, but I went in knowing it was gonna happen and making my peace with that.

Proposed as a 28th Amendment to the Constitution: No white shenanigans. Should “shenanigans” be called, a vote shall be taken among all affected minorities. If the call is confirmed, the shenanigans shall be cancelled and all white folk in the relevant area shall be disenfranchised for a period of ten years.

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

Back in 1997 I was finishing up college, and nursing a few crushes around town. I accepted a date with a handsome but awkward nerd boy for a Halloween party. I was dressed as Little Red Riding hood. He forgot a costume. The date was dull. Terribly dull. Minutes after my date told me has was a virgin because “he was too

Oh, if you make the rounds of all the ‘Agony Aunts’ like I do? This is SUCH a common screed. But the best part is to go to the comments and watch people set the internet on fire with scorn.

I remember the stolen baby name podcast - don’t think I heard about the stolen dog name! I wonder if it made the podcast or was print-only. Too good.

Nah, she was mostly the former, which is why we're no longer friends.

I know this is in just, but also it reminds me of when I had a very dramatic friend call me sobbing because she was pissed that her sister named the new baby using “her” name.

I made a stupid comment about reading comprehension failing to understand your comment. Apologies.

I can’t wait for Justin and Griffin McElroy to make an inevitable Monster Factory for this game.

omg!  thank you for this.  she really is naked on tree bark and shit.  it’s insane.  hahaha 

Since you can make a custom character use Geralt’s fighting style I made Roach. Going to make some adjustments later, but it was good enough for right then

Nerdy zookeeper answer, but reptiles actually don’t need to eat that much. We’ve got a 4.2m saltwater crocodile at my work and he eats like half a big fish every couple of days because his stomach is only about the size of a basketball. They use the sun to create their body heat rather than needing to burn calories to

My partner and I have a home in Framingham. We’re dykes in our 30s, and I have been at home for years now. So no boss or co-workers I needed to worry about.

I might have loved Barbie, but a 2nd wave feminist mother wouldn’t let me have one:(

Not going to lie, I loved Barbie as a kid (I’m also white so it was also an uncomplicated relationship, although I would’ve loved a red-haired Barbie). I was a lonely kid, then I was a poor kid, and through Barbie I could live my dream life. I would pretend that my Barbies were this super solid girl crew who did everyt