lieutenantsparklefists
lieutenantsparklefists
lieutenantsparklefists

You, too, huh? My husband knows that I have to sit with my back to any TVs in restaurants otherwise my attention will be drawn to the screen. I’ll be reading the damned closed captions to shit I’m totally not interested in, I just can’t help it.

Arch villain of the Whizzer, Barry Allen’s second cousin and user of the Speed Force.

My house is in a heavily forested area and relatively remote. It’s a place where people might take a camping trip into the forest for the weekend and then freshen up and have brunch in town on Sunday.

I told a very condensed version of this in a comment to one of the Jez horror story posts maybe about five? years ago, so I’m officially submitting this now. Now with bonus pics. 

The summer after my sophomore year of college, my parents asked me to house sit for them while they went out of town for a long weekend. At the time, they lived in a fairly remote area so it was a bit of a trek, but it was a big beautiful house on the lake and my parents’ pets were sweethearts. First night I actually

Not a first date (which was fine, fun and uneventful), but a second date (and I think it counts because...you’ll see why): We went to a bar and he saw a woman he knew, paled visibly, and said her name. I thought “oh, ex-girlfriend...or current girlfriend maybe?” The woman turned, saw him and immediately angrily said,

When I was 19 I went on a date with a 31 year old (don’t ask) and when the guy realized i wasn’t going to sleep with him he started to tell me how ugly I was. Said I was “too fat for my age” (I was a gorgeous size 8 at the time) and left me at the bar.

Late to this party but chiming in anyway: In high school, I was thrilled to be asked to the homecoming dance by one of the star football players. The plan was to meet up after the game, then head to the gym for the dance. When I got to our designated meeting place, I was surprised to see that his entire family—mom,

I remember the season premiere of “Psych” thanks to this first date. We were set up by mutual friends who assured me that we were “meant for each other.”

I met a guy through some friends. We were vibing hard until a friend we were with made some little joke that made light of the fact that I’m Jewish. He turned cold and said “Your Jewish? Like... how Jewish?” I responded “Jewish enough.” Turns out he used to run with skinheads and had neo-nazi tattoos. I think it was

15 minutes into the movie she excused herself and came back with her “friend.” After she started making out with him I walked out and drove away. Her frantic text messages were the icing on the cake, since she had no way to get home again now because his mom had dropped him off.

We went to see Interstellar...which is 3 hours long. It was our second date attempt, as he cancelled the week before for a parkour meetup. Dinner after at about 11pm, where he kept talking about the hiking trip he took with his brothers that really “made him a man”. He was 25ish. The trip? Last summer.

The servers

The wives, daughters, mothers, sisters, and grandmothers (and little brothers and sons) of those men and boys ended up in rape camps where they were tortured for months, so that’s where their lobby was.

I state this all not to blame Williams for doing something wrong, but to address some of the dangers that occur when healthcare fails to provide. This certainly poses more of a personal and public risk, not to mention more of an economic drain, than if he’d simply been able to seek out care in a sane way from the

Oh this is a ray of sunshine! As mentioned, the article about his coming out was adorable too:James, 54, says: ‘For example, I called him from New York last Sunday night and he said he couldn’t talk to me because he was watching the ITV series Victoria.

Not long ago this headline would have been an insult. Now it is a compliment.

And he was given away by his ex-wife!

I don’t understand how anyone can propose period, let alone a public proposal, without having discussed it first.

The Logan/X-23 cosplay is too cute!

I was at a CEC once and someone had parked outside in a handicapped spot and did not have a tag.  They announced over the speakers multiple times that the car needed to be moved.  Finally the police showed up to tow it and when two officers walked in the building about nine people quickly made their way out.  None of