I knew there was something I liked about you. I have let go of my Cub hatred since 2005. It just didn’t seem worthwhile anymore. I even want some of my Cub fan friends to be happy - just not the ones that cheer when a “Cubbie” pops up to the second baseman because they think the ball is going to carry into the basket.

I agree. Can you imagine the sanctimonious self-back-patting if the Cubs win? They’ll be martyrs demanding canonization. “Do you know how long we’ve been waiting? How hard it’s been?” I already hate it.

Fuck.