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No, bad Jalopnik, no posting silly irrelevant junk. "But, but... [read in Droopy's voice] it was in a parking lot...there's cars there." There's cars everywhere you dumbass![Tourettes Guy voice]. The sad star-crazed idiots already saw this on Twitter or whatever. Dammit, why I did even click on this just to comment,…

Not bad. From the intro I thought it was gonna be that "Push It to the Limit" song from Scarface, without giving the title any thought or reading the description first. Then I discovered Rick Ross has a song featuring sampling of that song, not sure I like it though.

LUVs are cool, but wow, what a heap of baboon shit. Repulsive. A crack whore would be uneasy riding shotgun in that rolling anal wart.

Sorry, should clarify that I think the guys in the video are dickbags.

Calm down, you sound like a concerned parent writing to the principal of Jalop Elementary School.

With Mercedes AMG V8s not far behind.

The modern Hemi has gotta be the deepest, rumbliest late model engine.

I prefer the throaty sound of Aston Martin's V12 cars to the shriek of Ferraris and Lambos. There's nothing like it.

Not my favorite, but spine-tingling none the less.

For all the fanboys who post on every article about 6 figure cars "For that money I could have x GT-R's and a 370Z[or whatever]," the conversion factor is now a nice round number for your ease of use.

I'm an idiot and seemingly have OCD, so I don't like to miss any of the game or the commercials. I used to have only the halftime show during which to use the restroom, and a few times I even wanted to watch that. Now that I'm 21 and drink, i.e. need to pee more during the Super Bowl, it's kind of nice to be able to…

I didn't know they were cousins.

Arab sand drag truck. Thank you guys for posting these

Not as far as I know. My cousin and I are responsible for the underwear...no we weren't wearing them either.

Almost every time a car or a paintjob or whatever is referred to as "love it or hate it" I'm somewhere in the middle. I don't love this car, especially with the two-pedal clicky shift-box, and that it's a 4-door compact, but I would drive the shit out of one on dirt, snow, or a track. I love the small rear lip spoiler…

I meant CP obviously not NP

Nope, sorry, NP, there are a ton of Miatas out there, it's bad enough that no matter the color, most people already talk about you behind your back for driving a girl car. With this they'll call you homophobic slurs right to your face. Or your forced to spray bomb for as cheap as possible, which shouldn't be necessary…

My uncle's Chevy conversion van, I think it's a '90, does that. If someone steals it, their prize is a stop sign and some panties (not from a victim just to be clear #notarapevan).

Somebody snipe the lens out with a pellet gun! Or just follow him and yank that thing off when he stops. Plan A is way more heroic though.