Well, yeah! It's due on Sunday before noon and he doesn't want to pay late fees.

I agree with the others in this thread that it might be one trope too many, but he is pretty self-assured with his combatives tactics. And he seems pretty well-versed in spooky government agencies when he's trying to figure out what the Brenner boys are up to. He honestly reminds me a lot of my best friend, who's a…

You don't happen to be from rural Washington state, do you? That was me and my brother's setup.

This is the AV Club. You spell pretentious correctly or you can GIT OUT

And again, I mourn the missing video of a visibly high McConaughey and Guy Fieri cooking and playing bongo drums on the Food Network. What a shame if that is lost to history.

He died as he lived.

My cousin lives there. She said she's above the high water mark for now, i think, but we're still super worried about everyone down there. And i saw the Miata rescue video on FB. Take care and be safe!

Or anyone else he's trying to impress, like with his "knowledge" of the Bible. He'll feign liking anything to win someone's favor. "I love Hispanics! I listen to mariachi music all the time! The best mariachi music."

I've met people who say they "don't really listen to music." They're the worst, and I imagine Donnie being one of those people. It's like people who are rude to wait staff, it's a proxy behavior that tells you how horrible someone is.

Many people are saying, yes.

We tried the same thing with Invasion USA, but it wasn't quite as fun as we'd imagined it would be.

Haha, no shit — I was in an airborne unit and our "air items" were on our packing list for our second deployment to Iraq. Those are for rigging your parachute. This was in late 2005.

I owned part 2 on VHS in college, mostly to get drunk and make fun of with my roommate.

I love that movie! I referenced it a couple of years ago when a friend was stuck in Yemen on a study abroad during some political upheaval — no one got the joke.

I came here to fulfill my sacred duty to post the video of a visibly high Matthew McConaughey and Guy Fieri cooking and playing bongo drums together on the Food Network. I had it bookmarked.

Still, that was pretty unrealistic, too. Where did he find an Asian girl in Indiana in 1983?

McBain?

Yeah, I loved this show, but even though they succeeded in making the characters well-developed, the D&D game was pure plot device. I had a similar reaction to the wrap-up of the adventure. My DM back in the day would be calculating how long it would take you to get back to the city based on your encumbrance and…

The McRib is coming from inside the house!

I was thinking Jean-Ralphio's doppelganger from the darkest timeline.