YOUR OPPONENTS AREN'T IDIOTS! Until echo boxes like these realize that we *do* deserve to lose.

You're wrong. Oh God, how you're wrong. We have an evil and intelligent man in charge and everyone seeks to minimize by labeling him an orange moron. We deserve to lose when we won't see what's in front of us.

The Democratic Party is a bunch of assholes sipping wine in 5K per month penthouses wondering why people who work for a living don't lick their boots to thank them for failing to do anything for them.

What if I said I could flip every single opinion you have on a thing with just a verbal or written trigger? If I could
make you hate your favorite movie with a blog post? Or support a candidate based on a phrase? That you could be conditioned to a point where the opinion comes first and the reasoning later?

That's where you're wrong. He's very very very smart. He isn't educated. They're different things. And he isn't a follower. Indeed he has the largest ego of any man in the world.

If there were a single young rising star in the Democratic Party, they'd be Michael.

Let's find Joe Blevins and beat him up. You in?

This is the sort of hipster, middlebrow hogwash that makes me angry. Great movies are made every year and tend to make money. Quality is hard. It comes around very seldom. Studios have to eat while they produce the odd gem.

Nah, and Russians fit the analogy so well. Putin turns to Snowden "And I'm not even Russian!"

The Russians, duh.

There wasn't any civilizing Marlo either. That's the point. Trump is going to wait and strike.

That's what he's counting on. That the idea of passing so much dream legislation will force them to play nice. And they will, thinking they'll neuter him afterwards.

I tried to think of an Omar comparison. Pence is Chris, Bannon is Snoop. Paul Ryan is Cheese. Bernie is Cutty.

Speaking of The Wire, I realized today the perfect Trump analogy - Marlo Stansfield. Hillary is the Barksdales, the assumed winners you can't believe Marlo topped. Prop Joe is the Republican establishment trying to civilize this motherfucker.

So, will there be multiple show times if this is a hit? I can't imagine funnier than a horrified Owen Wilson realizing his contract requires him to act this out at 12, 4, 7, and 10 every day for the next eight months.

Everyone knows the rebels die at the end of Rogue One. What Rogue Two asks is, "What if they didn't?"

Stallone's not exactly a business neophyte. He'd be fine.

You guys don't get it. He isn't making these bad appointments by accident. Trump's going to decimate (and I'm using the term literally) the federal workforce. He wants cabinet members in those spots who will support him on that. These picks are evil, not dumb.

OK, fair enough. His main qualification for Trump, besides his color, was that he won't object when Trump guts HUD. Oh, and how he'll gut HUD.

I super duper believe that's a thing that actually happened to you.