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Trump is manipulating the media to an extent that no one gets. He named McMahon at the same time so mainstream coverage doesn't give as much time to EPA.

Should have been Shane O'Mac. He could have done his doofy dance into every cabinet meeting.

Sorry for hijacking, by holy shit, did anyone else see that Linda McMahon (yes, pro wrestling's Linda McMahon) is now a member of Trump's cabinet?

[sticking fingers up your mon's butt motion]

Most people hated it. It was very hatable.

To be fair, all those reddit misogynists turned out to be right in wanting Ghostbusters boycotted.

My bad, episode 1 of season 2:

Walt rapes Skyler in Season 2, Episode 2.

Mike Judge stands tall, proud, and unafraid.

Paul Ryan is as clumsy as he is stupid and is getting force choked first chance Trump gets.

I don't know that and neither do you.

They're also pop culture, so we let it slide. This is a commercial for a grocery store. It's shit.

You're insane if you believe that.

Wow, this site doesn't have the goddamn decency of a Sponsored Content tag for this.

I hear they sleep in oxygen tents at night to preserve their sexual energy.

Donald Trump furiously tweets the location of Fats Domino's grave

No, it is based on the theory that every time Hillary Clinton’s campaign chief, John D. Podesta, made reference to “ordering a pizza” in the emails made public by Wikileaks earlier in the fall, he was actually ordering up a child prostitute.

I've got a good opening joke for him.

Unless it's Ohio State. We're pretending that shit did *not* happen.

Does R. Kelly even have $4M anymore?