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I could see Adnan possibly (and only just) staying quiet about that at the time of trial. But why on earth would he be quiet about it fifteen years later?

Wouldn't explain how Jay knew where her car was.

Eh, good points. My point was, more than anything, that we would need a conspiracy theory coupled with bad memory coupled with the worst luck in the world for him to be innocent. There are people in prison for life on a hell of a lot less evidence and a hell of a lot worse attorneys. I feel like this whole podcast

Except Adnan said he had his cell back by time it pinged in the park, and Nisha remembered them talking. And it still doesn't explain why the hell Jay would do such a thing, or how he managed a rendezvous with the victim.

*shrug* They're his to waste. If there were an acting hall of fame, he'd be first ballot.

Bruce Willis is one of the biggest stars in the world. He's made unassailable classics like Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and The Sixth Sense. If he wants to make $20m a picture to make some crappy action thrillers, God bless him.

Just finished the podcast. Only two options. First, Adnan's guilty. Second, Jay's guilty and framed Adnan. The second doesn't make any sense, with cell phone pinging the park, Nisha call, and Jay telling the story to the police. Which narrows it down.

I didn't even notice that. I'm out.

If it's not Ving Rhames, the whole movie should be everyone asking "Why isn't the Duke played by Ving Rhames?"

So long as Charlie Day plays the Cabbie, Dee in Barbeau's role, Mac as Brain, and DeVito as The Duke. Artemis as the president.

Chris Evans would actually be pretty good casting. He was great in Snowpiercer and Sunshine.

Minstreling is not when a white person is popular with white people. It is when a black person performs in an excessively "black" way for white people's amusement. Think Boondocks or Chappelle Show.

She only molested her sister and falsely accused a guy of tape. Critics are too far up her butt to turn back because of a couple little things like that.

Uh huh. In the review of his next movie, say you're boycotting because he's a child rapist. See the reaction.

Fair. My sense of inter-ocean rivalry got away from me.

No, it doesn't. What it does is shine a light on why people so very, very badly want to believe he did. People here want to believe Cosby is guilty. It isn't because they know anything about the cases. It's because Cosby is a black person who doesn't minstrel for white folks.

BBC stands for British Buggery Channel. No one is surprised when a Limey engages in this stuff.

No one needed to slip them money. They think they're getting a settlement and fame and sympathy.

Its more believable that each of these accusers were paying Bill Cosby five cents to bust up a chiffarobe than that Bill Cosby is on some multi-decade rapefest. People are choosing to believe this for the exact same reasons people chose to believe that Michael Brown was rushing Darren Wilson. The Wilson supporters

So … a typical Doctor of Education?