Ha! I used to joke that I graduated from the Mariah Carey School of Dance, where you stand and move your arms while your agile friends dance around you.
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OMG, how long must it take Meghan to write a letter? Those “hooks” are not a natural part of the letters she’s putting them on ... she must have to go back and add them. (After every word? At the end of the document?) It looks exhausting!
Any time someone mentions these family ties, I like to picture Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz trading goss and getting boozy with each other in the kitchen at holiday functions.
So y’all are just going to ignore this bit about Pete Davidson;
I’d be more concerned with the fact that the guy was just recently talking about his struggle to get clean and sober, yet took an Instragram pic holding a glass of wine, bragged about how high he got for a pretty high profile gig, and who really looks like shit. This is not a guy in a good place right now.
I’m more surprised by the fact that the Madden brothers seem to be really decent husbands. Would not have predicted that.
Dude, they’re clearly referring to a dysfunctional savior/savee (?) relationship cliché, not to mental illness specifically.
Ha! I’m 36, never married and I wonder the same thing about other people, but it’s fine because in my head I just turned 31.
In happier news, Devon Sawa’s twitter bio reads “Ex-teen heartthrob, but with the polar opposite beliefs as Kirk Cameron’s”
I think he was on the cover of Advocate and then everyone said he was gay.
I mean... Maybe I wouldn’t have either at 19, but she should have said something to the guy. Also, he offers to pay... you could still offer to tip.
Nicki Minaj is touching her stomach, i.e., proof that the rumors of her sekrit pregnancy are true!?!?
I don’t understand why people are freaking out about this.
I worked in hotels for years...when in Los Angeles, we had a few terrible incidents that we discovered only by violating the sacred “Do Not Disturb” signs after about 36 hrs..including a man who had died of a heart attack who might have been saved and an injured sexual assault victim huddling in her bed. So there are…
This is exactly how I read this. We can’t have gun control, so Disney is going to make sure you’re not building a sniper nest at the top of the Dolphin resort. (which is good, but obviously not the preferred entity governing such things)
Steadman look like the uncle who forgot to change the battery in his hearing aid so he paying extra close attention.
Denzel looks like he’s tired of placating these White caters by nibbling on aggressively unseasoned food. Pauletta tell the assistant to run to Jack in the Box and get me a number 2.
He’s looking at his gas bill thinking “How can it be $187.80 this month when it was only $126.34 last month? Somethin’ aint right. They about to get a call from me thats for sure. As soon as I get home.”
Denzel looks like he’s about to order a drink with Hennessey in it but suddenly remembered his doctor told him to slow down on that brown, and now he has to find a suitable replacement, which isn’t going to be suitable, like an Arnold Palmer or Shirley Temple.