And it’s one of the shittiest automobiles ever made.

It’s guys who want to look manly without actually ever getting dirty. A luxurious truck makes as much sense as crocodile work boots. If you actually need a truck, you’re not going to buy something that can’t get trashed.

When all is said and done this truck will likely be around $80K. That puts it in the same range as a hummer and the category “trucks owned by guys who almost by definition do not need a truck”.

I thought website branded merch was just for the mouth-breathers who love the chive so they can high-five each other in the wild.

All that shit goes out the window when there is a multi-billion dollar business at stake. It doesn’t come down to anything more complicated than that. Huge corporations are inherently reactionary and amoral. If he was a big earner for widget corporation it would be the same thing, pretend to pursue a morally…

So a fictional character and someone who left Chicago as a child?

What kind of horrible douchebag do you have to be to care what phone another person uses. Jesus Christ.

Your toddler-level reading comprehension is impressive.

You’re absolutely right. What it says about me is that I’m kind of tired of the ~2000 years of the world being a much darker and shittier place because people have chosen to believe in their imaginary buddy in the sky. Guilty as charged.

Yeah, “reputational value”. All those striver kids with helicopter parents that will pay anything and do anything to get their kid into Harvard are going to totally re-think everything because the latino help isn’t being paid enough. And there’s no doubt the hedge fund wealthy folks are going to stop giving seven…

Another edition of Hamilton Nolan’s Deep Thoughts on Big Topics that demonstrates an understanding of the issues roughly equivalent to a pretty smart college freshman.

Faith deserves to be mocked these days and all other days, too.

Understanding things isn’t Mr. Nolan’s strong suit. See, also, “we need more affordable housing”.

Bullshit. I bet most of the people who know who Fredette (an actual professional athlete) is don’t know that he’s mormon but the ONLY thing most people know about Tebow is how fucking annoyingly Jesus-y he is.

Thanks for your input, fuckface. Ever wonder why people in your office avoid you like the plague?

Bush’s statements were even worse? Have you actually listened to the recording?

Still can’t believe they gave Jeff Samardzija $90M/5 years. That’s a ton of money for the definition of pitching mediocrity.

Fairly or not (and I believe fairly) this will be hung around Bochy’s neck for the rest of his career. He looked utterly inept.

Not having your tie so long it’s slapping your ball sack is the type of thing even a really dumb frat idiot knows. Trump is an absolute slob in a $3,000 suit, which is a great metaphor for him as a person. A billion dollars and still nothing but a vulgar sack of crap.

Oh, bullshit. Playing for a country in which you’ve never lived a fucking day is qualitatively different than someone born and raised in that country, whatever country it might be. “Being able to secure the passport” is just a bullshit way around the spirit of the whole enterprise, if not the letter. All four of my…