I voted by mail here in Utah for Clinton (honestly, a phrase I thought I would never write). Wish I would have voted for McMullin now that he’s within striking distance of Trump. Hillary doesn’t really need our measly 5 electoral votes and nothing would have made my day more than a humiliating defeat for Trump by…

Oh, sorreeee, Your Majesty. I bet you go down to the fancy country club and eat french food that DOESN’T drip down your elbow. Must be nice to have that kind of money. I’m staying here in the REAL America.

My dad is 84, Republican and Mormon to boot and I can’t imagine any of those words coming out of his mouth.

Al’s Beef has all the sandwiches I will ever need on this Earth.

I would only disagree with your description of this hot take as seemingly pointless. It is actually pointless.

I’d rather listen to any random Wrigleyville dude-bro talk about the World Series than be subjected to Mr. Nolan’s pissy, sanctimonious bullshit. Can’t he just be put out to pasture somewhere where he can endlessly congratulate himself on being a prissy little know-it-all with all the shocking hot takes.

But the people who buy these are cultivating the image of a fine whiskey connoisseur, with the added advantage of not having their whiskey watered down like some pussy.

But the people who buy these are cultivating the image of a fine whiskey connoisseur, with the added advantage of…

You don’t protest to stop him from speaking at your university. Let him talk all he wants and it becomes obvious to anyone that he has no ligitimacy as a candidate for the senate.

This sucks but the Clintons are reaping what they sewed in the 90's when they had little regard for integrity and ethics as they were ruthlessly trying to fulfill their own political ambitions. Both she and Bill have been demonstrably dishonest on myriad issues and the American public made up its mind on her a long…

If a professional pitcher making shit-tons of money can’t throw 100 pitches in the span of four days then what is the fucking point of baseball anyway? The myth of the closer has been destroyed so many times but it won’t go away. The idea that guys like Mariano Rivera and Chapman are delicate thoroughbreds that…

Yep, there are exactly as many NYC taxi medallions today as there were 50 years ago because they’ve conned the market and now they’re getting eaten alive by Uber. Fuck the taxi cartel.

I just never cease to be fascinated by the fact that there’s a human made remote control car cruising around and taking pictures on a planet that is on average about 160 million miles away. And the ESA landed a rover on a fucking comet.

We had a new-age, fly by night, jesus-y church called Antioch holding meetings in the public middle school across the street from my house for a few months’ worth of Sundays last year. I was, like, “I’m an attorney, I seem to remember getting a pretty good grade in Con Law in school, and I have no idea how a church…

A grown-ass man having an opinion about a reality star’s costume based on a comic book character is just really really sad.

Except that he’s a Harvard guy. The ultimate red flag.

He’s not even using Atlas correctly metaphorically, except in the sense that Atlas was holding something.

These types of dudes think that bold and unexpected actions are viewed by the woman as charismatic and eccentric, it also is ploy for taking physical intimacy up a notch, which makes it really creepy.

‘I’m so glad you’re not fat,’ or ‘I’m so glad you’re not ugly.’

Jesus, the democrats just cannot get out of their own way in this fucking election.

You’re forgetting Mr. Nolan’s journalistic viewpoint is Big Issue hot takes that haven’t really been thought through that well.