I went down and saw them play the Hawks maybe 7 years ago. Their ticket office still calls me 2 or 3 times a year to sell me tickets, even after I’ve told them I don’t live in Arizona and I ain’t a Coyotes fan. It would be annoying if it weren’t so sad.

God, adults who are super into video games are baffling to me.

You’re seriously jamming that enormous monstrosity in your front pocket everyday?

You’re seriously jamming that enormous monstrosity in your front pocket everyday?

I bought a new truck and stopped driving my beloved Jetta. I made the mistake of putting the emergency brake on while the car sat in the driveway all winter, when I should have been taking it out for a spin regularly. Long story short, the pads on the back ended completely welded to the rotors with rust. Totally…

You’re really taking the “Sharpton ain’t that bad” tack? Christ.

Jesus, Bumgartner needs to get over himself already. What a fucking crybaby ass-hat.

Oh, I enjoyed the chuckle you just gave me. Thanks.

He’s not that much bigger than her and the jackets probably come in three sizes. Do you think high school letter jackets are pain-stakingly custom fit?

It was the Middle East, not a big drinking part of the world. The bartenders probably aren’t up on all the latest mixology. He’s lucky that they were able to drink at all.

Well, his success, by virtue of his position at BOA, was at the expense of other people and not “earned” in any meaningful way and I’m sure he feels entitled to it. Why would the money coming from the government be any different? Other people pay for him to life the life he feels entitled to. Use his own money? Are…

You shoulda just started the comment with “Actually . . .” because you’re that guy at the party.

Some bookstore cashier should be familiar with NCAA rules for athletes? Sure, makes sense.

The real scam is when professors assign the latest edition of the book they wrote or contributed to.

It’s hard to believe that it’s the 21st century and a large number of people still cling to the religious teachings of an illiterate 7th century charlatan, and we have to talk about it.

That ‘fro is dope as hell. I’d kill for that ‘fro and I’d grow it out to be three times that size.

So Tony Stewart is exactly as big a backward, mouth-breathing moron as everyone assumed he is? Got it.

Your cartoonish self-importance is right on point.

Good riddance, she’s a dirtbag. We’re a country of 300 million people, surely there is a talented goalie out there that can step up.

“Lifelong public servant” meaning beginning her public career in 2000 as a Senator at age 53, right? You’re not seriously suggesting that her various roles as the wife of a elected official (state and federal) somehow amounts to public service experience? Because it doesn’t. At all.

That’s cool and all until you remember that she makes multiple millions to read the news and be spunky. I applaud her but the fact that a news reader makes that much in the first place is fucking ridiculous.