That ‘fro is dope as hell. I’d kill for that ‘fro and I’d grow it out to be three times that size.

So Tony Stewart is exactly as big a backward, mouth-breathing moron as everyone assumed he is? Got it.

Your cartoonish self-importance is right on point.

Good riddance, she’s a dirtbag. We’re a country of 300 million people, surely there is a talented goalie out there that can step up.

“Lifelong public servant” meaning beginning her public career in 2000 as a Senator at age 53, right? You’re not seriously suggesting that her various roles as the wife of a elected official (state and federal) somehow amounts to public service experience? Because it doesn’t. At all.

That’s cool and all until you remember that she makes multiple millions to read the news and be spunky. I applaud her but the fact that a news reader makes that much in the first place is fucking ridiculous.

Maybe a little context for the whole 37 thing, for those of us with jobs . . .

So this wasn’t really an argument against people living together, it was an essay about why you, a particular person, shouldn’t co-habitate for reasons very specific to you, a particular person?

Who the hell answers the door in the nude, especially when you know it’s the fucking police. At least grab a towel, man.

Oh, God, Tommy Lasorda would be so pissed off . . .

Well, if a woman making a credible allegation of having been raped gives you an uneasy feeling, that’s what really matters.

What else is there to say other than she has no reason to make it up, he has never denied it—in fact multiple people witnessed him apologize for it—and there’s no evidence to suggest it happened in any other way than how she described? If he weren’t Bill Clinton, there wouldn’t even be a question about believing her.…

The primary difference between Armstrong and, say, Merckx (who is easily the greatest of all time) is that Armstrong trained exclusively for one race, to the exclusion of all others. That’s not how European cycling had ever operated. But Armstrong had the financial backing to do it. If Merckx had trained just to win…

How do they run out of something that they knew they would need for seven fucking years? They barely had a week’s worth of pool chemicals for the fucking olympics? This might be that weird, easy-to-understand blunder that gets the ball rolling on shutting down the olympic circus that goes from city to city wreaking…

The Las Vegas Meadows has a nice ring to it.

Shooting the wrong target and pulling the trigger early aren’t “flukes”, they’re fuck-ups.

As Bob Costas said, “race walking is like having a competition to see who can whisper the loudest.”

The statistical improbability, especially in comparison to a no-hitter or hitting for the cycle, is complicated because this acheivement almost necessarily requires an extra inning game. Any game can end up a no-hitter and you can hit for the cycle in nine innings. If every game was 14 innings this would probably…

I thought King acted like an obnoxious little shit. Four or five years from now when the new up and comer starts beating her, I wonder if she’s going to be gracious about it. Efimova seemed dignified and sympathetic in comparison, the post-race crying was heart-breaking. Yeah, she got popped for drugs, but she also…