2014 called, it wants it’s clickbait listicle title construction back.

Charade is one of my favorites. It’s impressive how seamlessly it blends Hitchcockian thriller and screwball romantic comedy. It doesn’t give either side short shrift either--the twists and turns are genuinely compelling and Hepburn and Grant have palpable chemistry, despite the age gap. I haven't seen Two for the…

“Much like the rotten miscreant child played by Martin Short in Clifford, stage and screen legend Kathryn Hunter makes Belinda’s life a living hell, presumably for her own amusement. Hunter lumbers around the trailer with her dual canes, blending in some of that passive-aggressive parenting from Andor and the…

“...a case of life imitating art during some of the film’s more psychedelic scenes.”

Trump was starstruck because “I’ve been watching her” on Will & Grace, and here was a beautiful celebrity being “so thankful” to him. “And I’m saying, ‘She’d do anything for me,’” he reflected, his words “lathered with a suggestive grease, similar to” the infamous Access Hollywood tape, Setoodeh writes.

Kudos to the $500/hour celebrity therapist who managed to convince Armie Hammer that his problem was he didn't love himself enough.

One of the things I’ll have to explain to my daughter is the concept of missing a sitcom when it aired, trying to catch it in syndication, and realizing they’re still mid-season 2 in the cycle so it’ll be at least another month before they hit a patch of episodes I hadn’t seen yet.

Also...how many stages does SNL have?

Yes, but people under 30 are idiots.

You know you guys don't have to recap every Hot Ones video, right?

Olivia Wilde chokes back a sob, redoubles efforts to complete script for Don't Worry Darling 2: Don't Stop Not Worrying.

“Fronted by Meyers’ old SNL buddy Fred Armisen, the band would see its famous guitarist entering and exiting the group over the next 12 years as Janney, guitarist Seth Jabour, and bassist Syd Butler dutifully played walk-on music over for the host’s guests daily. 8G differentiated itself from previous late-night bands…

It's a monkey's paw type of situation. Barsanti's aimless snark and random hot takes were annoying, yes, but at least he wrote in diagrammable sentences. 

This, umm, review is utterly banana pants insane. Mostly in a bad way, sure...but also kind of in a good way? Spending this amount of time and effort savaging a light-weight, long forgotten Ricardo Montalban vehicle is stupendously misguided, but I also can’t help but admire your commitment to the bit. Let’s see: one, …

Miserere Dominus, miserere Dominus, Canis mortuus est...

I think Multiverse of Madness is pretty unfairly maligned. It suffers from:

“Bowen Yang and Keenan Thompson address Shane Gillis, Dave Chappelle SNL moments.”

What, no (sigh) Metaphor: ReFantazio (October 11)? Yeah, the name is...a lot, but it’s a new franchise by the Persona team, so I’m pretty excited. Not as excited as I would’ve been for Persona 6, mind you, but I’ll take what I can get. Plus it looks like the last big (J)RPG of the year, after the absolute glut we got…

It can be two things!

Needs more Like a Dragon.