Great, now take another pass at that headline for those who are only vaguely aware of who these people are.

Does someone want to parse this headline for me?

Per union rules I’m not allowed to inspect my own condoms, and my wife and I always wait for the explicit go ahead from our condom supplier before engaging in each sex act.

Gracious of you to yourself to believe your own comparison is fair.

Oh great yay let's talk about nepo babies some more.

Meh, about the voice. I just can’t stand this type of animation. Cel shading was kind of a cool gimmick 20 years ago, but now it just looks cheap.

I can tell without glancing up at the byline that this is Schimkowitz. There’s a ~50% chance any given Schimkowitz article will contain at least one utterly incomprehensible sentence.

I do like how Jack Quaid looks like am exact 50/50 combination of his parents—i.e., “what if Dennis Quaid were just cute as a little button?”

ETA: No, seriously, I’m sorry. With my initial comment I genuinely was not intending to be sarcastic and was attempting to make a point about the Biden camp’s response to the debate fallout as well as his general fitness. Apparently, I used too many sentences and for that I’m truly sor—no, I’m not sorry about that…

Okay? I'm...sorry?

I wasn’t being sarcastic, I was pointing out what any campaign would do to assuage people’s fears—if they were confident that such fears were unfounded—and then going over what Biden actually did. Don’t know why you’re being randomly snotty, but I thought my meaning was clear in my initial comment and I responded to…

They already made an homage to space age screwball romantic comedies. It’s called Down with Love and it’s excellent—go watch that instead.

“She’s not wrong, at least from a branding perspective. Mattel currently has a full toy chest of films in the works, from an A24-type Barney movie starring Daniel Kaluuya, to J.J. Abrams’ take on Hot Wheels. Maybe someone new will also take over for Polly as well, following in the grand tradition set by Amy Schumer’s…

Oh, my point was that those are the basic things you do to reassure voters about your age and stamina...except everyone and their mother knows at this point that Biden is just not up for it. I think a live, 1-hour townhall would go disastrously for him, and the Biden campaign knows that too. That’s not a good thing.

Well, thank god the Democrats did...umm...absolutely nothing to install some safeguards during their brief window of power. But it’s not as if things could possibly get wor--the Supreme Court did what!?!

I mean, the problem with the “he was super tired!” excuse is it’s terrible, both as messaging and in its implications. The presidency is inherently tiring and effectively campaigning for the presidency is even more tiring on top of that. If the candidate genuinely needs at least two weeks between major events (there…

Here’s the thing: reassuring your nervous supporters that the debate was “one bad night” shouldn’t be complicated at all. Just get the candidate in as many live, unscripted situations as possible to prove that he can still think on his feet and still has the stamina to campaign. Schedule a live, one-hour town hall…

Genuinely surprised no one’s posted the I Think You Should Leave sketch yet.

GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS: And if you stay in and Trump is elected and everything you’re warning about comes to pass, how will you feel in January?

A Harris/Newsom ticket is technically unworkable, assuming Harris’s official residence is still California. Electors have to cast at least one of their electoral votes for someone outside their state, so either Harris or Newsom could potentially lose out on California's 54 EVs.