Gambol: You think you can just steal from us and walk away?!

To be fair, the Snyder-verse movies do contain what I guess Zack Snyder considers to be “jokes,” but they’re more of the “what if Jimmy Olsen got his brains blown out in the opening scene” and “ha ha Lex gave pee pee to the mean politician lady” variety.

THEY “EXPLAIN” WHY HIS LAST NAME IS SOLO. FOR FUCK’S SAKE. LITERALLY NO ONE WAS SITTING AROUND WONDERING WHY HAN’S LAST NAME IS THE SAME AS A WORD MEANING “ALONE.” IT WAS JUST A COOL SPACE NAME. JESUS. GAH.

I think she’s legitimately very beautiful, but it’s that runway model style of pretty where she looks angry all the time and asking why she’s angry will just make her angrier. See also: Lea Seydoux, Olivia Wilde.

“The broad brushes and characters are the same in the US version, just slightly less pathetic, more competent, more self-aware, less hopeless.”

The article Gunn is saying is “accurate” is about how Youssef was let go before he gave the Piers Morgan interview, so...the opposite of what you’re claiming.

[jokes about men not being able to find the clitoris]

I love BG3, but party management was such a stupid, needlessly painful process:

“Boy, it sure has been an eventful 2003, what with [THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS WINNING SUPERBOWL XXXVII], [THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING BECOMING THE HIGHEST GROSSING FILM], and [THE BEGINNING OF THE IRAQ WAR]—boy, am I exhausted! I think I’ll sit back, relax, listen to [METEORA] by [LINKIN PARK] on [COMPACT…

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Its one of those situations where an AV Club writer grabs a couple of random tweets and attempts to manifest a take into existence—aUdIeNcEs HaTe ClAiRe—and then rest of the writers just roll with it.

Andy’s character arc from douchebag to—“oh shit, Carrell’s leaving, guess we need a new Michael”—bumbling but basically sweet boss, to—“oh shit, now Helms thinks he deserves a film career too? fuck that guy”--raging douchebag, to ??? (who even remembers the last couple seasons) was pretty whiplash-inducing.

Both my father and father-in-law, who consider themselves enlightened, well-read liberals, regularly listen to this dweeb’s podcast:

“The overwhelming vibe of our Rebirth preview, then, was one of excess: Four hours sounds like a lot...”

Yeah, exactly. The whole appeal of Garfield Minus Garfield is that removing the titular character makes it it more entertaining. Sony’s “Spider-Man Minus Spider-Man” universe is...not that.

The Avengers in general, really. There’s a reason that Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor weren’t sold off to Fox and Sony in the first place--they were strictly B-tier.

Ahhh. Remember the days of Sean O’Neal? He could really take down some celebrity hubris/ridiculousness. Or, at least tie it together to make a coherent point. This is an article in which the actor complains about taking quotes out of context and then proceeds to take every quote out of context to make a poorly…

“The SAG-AFTRA strike this summer was huge and important and powerful...”

Publications should go out of their way to avoid typos in their headlines. 

Well, it’s conceptually daring if nothing else!