Kevin Hart? Mediocre? You don't say.

“Yes! Yes! YES! Sequels! Prequels! Pre-prequels! Spin-offs galore! Film! Television! Theater! Animation! Claymation! Shadow puppets! Kabuki! I’m so happy to share my fantastical creation with you in way you can possibly imagination!...so long as it isn’t another book...

Again: “...you people [space] .”

Oh, I just come here on my lunch break and do this for fun.

Why is that you weirdo MAGA trolls all have such...not even bad punctuation, per se, just bizarre punctuation. Like, you went through the trouble of typing out “enjoy” [space] “.” [space] “!!” And that looked right to you? That made sense? That conveyed what you intended to convey?

I guess I don’t really understand what “making sure the jokes are aimed at the right people” means, but I find John Mulaney funny and Gervais...not.

“...whose grinning countenance was once almost totally synonymous with the world of manufactured TV love...”

People don’t really understand that the “wonderful” “innovative” competition that capitalism encourages mainly centers on competing with other companies to see who can sell the crummiest possible product while making the most money possible. When Netflix or whatever starts selling ads the thought process of the other…

Snark *by people who are good at snark* can be a beautiful thing.

“Or maybe Snyder is just a nice, cool guy and the people who know him have a lot of respect for him, and we should be less snarky about him and everything he does? Maybe that can be our resolution for 2024.”

“Earlier this month, former Jeopardy! co-host Mayim Bialik announced that ‘Sony has informed me’ that she would no longer be hosting the syndicated version of the stalwart trivia competition...one doesn’t need to read too far into her use of passive voice to glean that this departure was not her choice.”

I try to avoid griping about gen Z-isms so as to avoid becoming the proverbial old man yelling at cloud...But no, for fuck’s sake, not everything is “iconic.” Jesus christ. Randomly select 500 people and ask them to describe the “iconic” Percy Jackson capture the flag scene. Hell, randomly select 500 people and ask…

Why don’t we let The Eternals sing their awkward song!

It was weird how Hawkeye was played by Juliette Binoche for just that one movie though.

Lol, they’ve been doing that (and have had commenters pointing that out) for years now. They don’t care and/or Kinja Ernie was laid off years ago.

Uh, Spider-Man 2 was good and all (I assume), but the conversation was always between Baldur’s Gate III and Tears of the Kingdom for game of the year. 

“And while The Crown does take care to reveal how Machiavellian Carole Middleton (Eve Best) was in plotting her daughter’s proximity to the future King of England—Kate calls her worse than Mrs. Bennet—it never really examines the problematic nature of her manipulations.”

Indeed. What if I told you that, on occasion, when actors appear to imbibe in various productions, the liquid they’re consuming is not, in fact, alcohol?

At one point, Random Dude in the Grays Commenting a Year Too Late, did I ever claim that White Christmas wasn't a Christmas movie? It's just not a *World War II* Christmas movie.

David’s not even Niles--Niles was clever and snarky even when he was being led around on a leash by Maris. David is just a generic spineless dweeb.