I’m not living without guns, it’s just that simple.

This is anecdotal, so I might as well go for hyperbole here:

I’ve always liked how his shoes look like they’ve spent about 6 minutes out of the box.

She probably said nothing. Trump just suspected her because she seemed a little off one day recently, and his paranoia snowballed.

Hopefully. But not actually.

I swear that’s stolen from a hotel’s logo. I can’t seem to find which one though.

SHE REMIND ME OF TEACHER LADY WHO NO FUN

Typical corporate bullshit, maybe?

The frozen stuff is for next Friday! I’m talking heat-lamp hush puppies need to go.

So Long John Silver’s was a thing because of the Catholics. The whole giving up meat for Lent, eating fish on Fridays thing- that means by the time Sunday rolls up -all you can eat special!- Long John Silver’s has a bunch of shit from Friday they need to sell or trash.

Dammit, that’s what I meant, yeah. But really, it was never a great label.

Brazil has a lot of problems, and massive income inequality. But they have the world’s 9th largest economy, the largest in Latin America- they even have a Space program.

The problem is Bolsonaro and his regime. (And of course, right wing politics the world over)

Oh, fuck off with this. Neither of those incidents count as “transphobic as fuck”. 

Hah. One time, when I was about 5 years old, I vomited all up in the back “seat” of my dad’s ex’s CRX- just outside of Marysville. It’s like I knew.

Glenn Greenwald nailed how to address the “respect the dead!” crowd:

Wait, Monopoly or Capitalism?

A single homicide costs about $17M:

• Serial Killer with Piers Morgan: Season 1