At risk of being all “well, ackshually” on guns...

He reminds me of Richard Dawkins. Both of them are brilliant, insightful scientists who can be quite interesting when they are speaking of their field. But then they try to extrapolate that expertise onto a variety of other topics, and their arrogance shows.

My thought, too. This is some Master Blaster meets Mason Verger shit. Is... is this the Large Hadron Collider? Is this what that thing did?

I imagine it’s more like this:

He’s such a conservative tight-ass, he actually let this one go in 2003.

This is just watery sriracha-mayo.

To be honest, the shocking tapes Lindsey Graham is being blackmailed with are probably him with a woman.

To state an obvious distinction: they don’t want to extend the time that children are detained, because they’re already keeping them longer than they should. They want to extend the time so they can detain them without legal challenge.

Still many moons left for the DNC to fuck it all up.

Sounds as though he and I are similar in that aspect, then, which is why I dON’T BUY HIS EXCUSE ONE BIT, NO SIREE. Kids are a deep, deep plunge into society. Grandparents, friends, parents of your kids friends, etc. you’ll inevitably have to suck up those social dynamics or your kid is gonna be weird. Which is why not…

We have one kid, too, and I got my vasectomy done 2 months ago. I’m not suggesting you use ‘lines’ on your wife (she’s your wife), but some ways I framed it that my wife responded well to:

Can you, ah, seed the idea of him getting a brosectomy (ugh) with one of his friends? Seems to be a thing.

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the crowd ... began to chant Trump’s name as the president stood and watched.

As a Coloradan, this is the strongest stance he’s ever taken on an issue. I fully expected him to say something along the lines of “well, we’ll just have to let the voters determine that one”.

Colorado, here. Can’t find Miss Vickies in stores. I know. I know.

This will always remain the defining takedown of the 2nd for me:

Trips me up how the GOP would see a swell in ideological allies if they’d drop the racism. Many, many, many immigrants are pretty firmly in the Conservative mindset. Whether it’s Asian or Arab business owners, Mexican and South American Catholics, Disaffected Cubans whose Grandparents can recount the “failures of…