As a Coloradan, this is the strongest stance he’s ever taken on an issue. I fully expected him to say something along the lines of “well, we’ll just have to let the voters determine that one”.

Colorado, here. Can’t find Miss Vickies in stores. I know. I know.

Read the comic if you’re truly curious. Not sure if the show will go in the same direction at all, but Black Noir is definitely... someone.

This will always remain the defining takedown of the 2nd for me:

Trips me up how the GOP would see a swell in ideological allies if they’d drop the racism. Many, many, many immigrants are pretty firmly in the Conservative mindset. Whether it’s Asian or Arab business owners, Mexican and South American Catholics, Disaffected Cubans whose Grandparents can recount the “failures of…

I love living where we just don’t have any bugs, really.

I once drank 9 of them to get through a Christian rock concert. Later, I lost my shoe in a river. As one does.

Kilometer is longer than mile, though. K-i-l-o-m-i-t-u- something like that, either way longer than m-i-l-e, I’ll tell you that for nothin.

The Hitcher is truly an underrated gem:

NO

Stealth? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stealth_(film)

Which I guess was actually made up on the spot by Harrison Ford! He and much of the crew were all recovering from food poisoning, and I guess had 0 patience for multiple takes that day, so he was like “why don’t I just shoot the guy”? Et voila.

Or his rival will be some sort of autonomous drone, and he has to show all these geeky whippersnappers that a machine could never have what it takes because he has heart and blablabla

https://www.history.com/news/westward-expansion-slavery

The whole thing was absolutely ludicrous. For anyone who has not read the full quote: